Track_Shovel @ Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net

Fortunately, woodland creatures don't hire lawyers

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Watery tarts riding fish are no grounds for canonization!

I am in, if only for the novelty

This is 'cur'rsed - I love it.

Honestly.

That's more like it

your boos mean nothing! I've see what makes you cheer

Jim Carey's Grinch stole Christmas - exceptionally well done

Also a big fan of Elf w/ Will Farrell

I have a flair for the dramatic

Is... Is that Nick Cave?

TIL I'm corn because I'm full of shit

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!

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Make sure you thank the feds in the opening statement so it's entirely believable

A hole is a hole

Yes and did back handsprings

As a soil scientist: this is accurate

As a shitposter: Y O I N K

This is going to everyone in my dirt nerd herd.