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Pizza rule

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Gift of speech

196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

Snoop rule

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I'm tired boss

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3 am rule

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Single

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Medusa rule

memes @lemmy.world

Nah nah nah nah nah nah NAH NAH.

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P.R.I.D.E

196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

Hot pockets rule

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Corn belt rule

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I choose...you?

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Become ungovernable

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Le wrong generation

Lord of the memes @midwest.social

Simguel

memes @lemmy.world

Study up MFers

196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

Conservatory rule

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Don't want no consequences chasing me right now

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Checkmate

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Your God can't save you now

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  • Didn't he get the Romans out of some serious jams too, which is why they wanted him back? While effective, I think he has really mixed reviews, and the Praetorians wanted his head on a stick. I might be way off though

  • I thought it was just a good meme, but this adds a nice level I wasn't aware of. Thanks for posting

  • Hubris

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  • Holy fuck. Thanks for the rabbit hole!

  • The wind rose over the flat expanse of Florida, born from the restless Atlantic and rolling westward in the heavy heat of afternoon. It slipped through palm fronds, rustling the dead leaves that clung stubbornly to their branches, and whispered across the wide lanes of I-95, where cars moved with the slow inevitability of a retirement parade.

    It crossed gated communities and half-finished luxury towers, stirring the stagnant air in theme parks and strip malls alike. The wind carried with it the scent of salt and distant wildfires, but also something else—something faint, yet impossible to ignore. The kind of feeling that lingers like humidity long after the sun has set.

    At last, the wind curled over the high walls of Mar-a-Lago, where fountains bubbled beneath the gaze of marble lions, and the grass lay clipped so fine it seemed the earth itself feared displeasing the one who reigned there. On a balcony, a man stood, golden-haired and heavily spray tanned beneath the fading sky, eyes narrowed at the horizon as if he alone could halt the turning of the world by sheer will.

    Donald Trump shifted his weight, resting heavily on the rail. The wind tugged at his tie but did not move him. Here, in this strange land, the Wheel of Time did not turn forward, nor back. It spun in confused, lurching spirals, tilting precariously at each revolution. And over it all, the wind blew, indifferent to the affairs of men. The wind was not the beginning, but it was a beginning

  • Shark rule

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  • Shark rule

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  • Shark rule

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  • How do I do the multiple account thing

  • This, right here, is why I'm an extremely vigilant mentor for people in my industry. It will eat you alive and take until there's nothing left. Not letting that happen to anyone.

    Same stance on parenting: my kids get to be whoever they want to be, and I'm right there with them. The only thing they can't be is an asshole

  • At least the Aztec was kinda useful

  • Light bars were popular before this travesty

  • The nog doesn't discriminate