Track_Shovel @ Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net

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Trump's comic can with only the first 4 panels and he missed he point of the comic

We adopted a hybrid model. I'm in a technical role and most of my team is all very far away from me (1200 km). Some are in my local office however, but I don't really work with them. Thus, I promptly ignored the emails encouraging us to return

Travel to my office is 35 mins; 45 to an hour in winter. No thanks. I do exceptional work, get my shit done, mentor juniors, and was hired on covid. You can drag me back to office kicking and screaming.

I'll go if there is a reason for me to go: in-person client workshop? I'm there and I'm there early. Big wigs are in town and want to meet the team? I'm first in line to shake hands. Im not, however, returning to the office for the wonderful conversation at the urinal. I don't project manage or people manage. Give me your garnliest technical issues, and I'll lead a small team to complete them, but I'm not signing timesheets or pushing corporate messages so I don't need to rub elbows with people.

Now if you'll excuse, the basement isopods are getting lonely

I'm with you. I used to use a lot more parentheses, but the break is cleaner. I opt for en dashes, though, because I find too em dashes to be too long. That could just be a MSWord preference because I don't distinguish on other platforms.

Lol. I had these guys beat in terms of hours, and their job was nowhere near as physical as mine was.

Now I get to be a desk jockey, and it's fucking sweet. Gonna milk it, because I put my hours in.

This is the most accurate thing ever. I'm pretty sure I still have dirt in some of the creases of skin, and I haven't been in the field for 3 years

This is a brilliant comment - thanks for the laugh

Strict for strict's sake is bullshit. Holding your kids accountable for their actions, enforcing boundaries, and channeling their energy into productive ventures might be considered strict, but that's good parenting in my book.

We did it reddit

Nigel powers: look at you, you don't even have a name tag! You don't stand a chance. Put your guns down. That's right, put them down on the floor.

Idk, they're sticky these days on NSFW. A few years back anything went as long as it wasn't nudity of gore.

That said, I wouldn't want my boss walking by while I was browsing this particular meme.

It is

The best part, though, is that you don't have to be here and you're subjecting yourself to lazy, dull content!

You also don't want the internet to think to hard, or you end up with the most cursed stuff imaginable

The burning will undoubtedly attract more moths

This is an evolutionary strategy for them to occupy niches that other plants can't, this giving them a competitive edge. Some other metal tolerant plants don't hyper accumulate, and have pathways to selectively uptake what they need without poisoning themselves.

Hyper accumulators take up everything and then just store it in the vacuoles of their cells to isolate the metals.

Importantly, when the plants die, the metals are re-released, so if you're phyroremediating you have to harvest them and then dispose of them in a landfill.

Finally, hyper accumulators can pose a risk to wildlife that might browse on them, whereas metal tolerant plants may not

That's consulting 101 baby

I don't know why, but this immediately popped into my head:

Earth has taco night it seems too