Cannon isn't exactly one of the great legal minds of our time. I wonder if we will eventually find out Heritage Foundation or something similar is covertly coaching her through each stage.
I wasn't making any arguments for or against. For the record, I don't agree with the comic. I simply found it relevant based on it touching similar topics to what you wrote, and thought I would share. But, that's my bad for posting a link with zero explanation.
I have a pixel 6 pro and use earfun free 2's. No anc, and battery isn't quite what you're looking for, but they're relatively cheap and work pretty well. I've had mine for like 3 years now and they're just starting to get fucky from dropping them.
ETA - dug up the Amazon order to get the exact ones
Arizona, Arkansas, Missouri, and Texas. Lawmakers claim it's to prevent issues with things like child support, visitation, etc, before paternity can be established. This article does a pretty good job summarizing the situations:
Cannon isn't exactly one of the great legal minds of our time. I wonder if we will eventually find out Heritage Foundation or something similar is covertly coaching her through each stage.