TotallynotJessica @ TotallynotJessica @lemmy.blahaj.zone

I swear I’m not Jessica

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Someone break this word down for me and explain why it's so long 😡

It's 3:30 AM and I'm giggling like an asshole

Behold, a car:

At this point, world leaders know that his geopolitical posturing about war is mostly talk. Trump has no interest in foreign wars, as they're costly and mostly fruitless. He'll take potshots when he wants to be a bully, but he'll never invade anywhere like that.

If only he just did that instead of existing publicly 😒

BRUH²

Im not certain that munching the strawberry is a bad idea, so imma do it >:3

Apology accepted...

For now

Is that supposed to be that hangover fellow riding a tricycle?

He likes Nazis? How hard is it to not like Nazis?

Fair. I meant American civilians, as only they get to be considered full people sometimes 😒

Neopronouns are but the latest in the endless sequence of people hating on things that don't matter.

Content like this is the lifeblood of the internet

Let's hope Xmail users use AI to compose their emails with AI then 😁

Girls will be girls 🤷‍♀️

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One that's rapidly evaporating due to Hawking radiation, fractions of a second before it explodes?

But have you considered that he's not just any moron? He's a special type that will somehow make it suck.

Why is this one not nsfw?

Also, this post made me supremely displeased. Not angry, and only a bit uncomfortable. It mostly made me sad