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TotallyNotSpez @ TotallyNotSpez @lemm.ee
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Broccoli rule

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  • Traditional Italian broccoli pasta. Sure, each region claims theirs to be the best one. Personally, I stick with the Palermo version of "Broccoli Arriminati".

    • We all make mistakes

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  • Now we're talking, but it's still a video game set on average difficulty. It can be hecks worse, trust me. ^^

    • We all make mistakes

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  • Lol, that's really sweet. But imagine that specific MP to be the first boss in a very lengthy and challenging video game. ^^

    • Broccoli rule

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  • Exactly, chop the whole damn thing for neat broccoli pasta!

    • We all make mistakes

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  • Up the ante - walk into a Scotsman with a thick Glaswegian accent.

    • Good morning.

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  • DS9 flashbacks incoming...

    • We're running out of time!

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  • DON'T PANIC!

    • It's not remotely a peaceful life

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    • And how's there a car in a mall? Life's important questions

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  • No more frost giants thanks to yours truly TotallyNotSpez!

    • It would be simpler

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  • Just send the Punisher to the publishers, a much faster solution.

    • Midwest goodbye

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  • That's called the Theresa May move aka brexiting. Just go, will ya?

    • All workers, your attention please. Your attempt to have a decent work/life balance and be treated with dignity in this facility is going to fail. You have eight minutes to get back to the office.

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  • Bajoran workers, your attention please. Your attempt to seize control of this facility is going to fail. You are valuable workers, and we wish you no harm. However, if you do not return control of this unit to your Cardassian supervisors, we will be forced to take action. You have eight minutes to make your decision.

    • I Will Be The Judge Of That

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  • Purple or green?

    • Ancient Mysteries Explained: Coleslaw

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  • Ireland. He's from Dublin.

    • Ancient Mysteries Explained: Coleslaw

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  • That lad is a national treasure.

    • Hank has standards

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  • Okay, but why didn't they send Tom Bombadil dressed up as a UPS driver right into mount doom?

    ding dong

    "Express jewelry delivery for a Mister Sauron."

    trips and drops parcel

    "Whoops, silly me."

    • And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

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  • My thoughts exactly. Great, now I need update my peeps while all I wanted was a chill afternoon. :(

    • And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

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  • And I'm not a girl? Damn!

    • #LoveYourImperfections

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  • Phew, dodged a bullet here.

    • They need your help

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  • They can go jump in a lake.