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Tolookah @ Tolookah @discuss.tchncs.de
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What are the signs you've noticed that you're getting older?

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  • Damn. I made tomorrow and tonight's dinner. My back is fucked.

    Good news: burgers+fries were tasty and I'm looking forward to the shepherd's pie tomorrow.

    • Stormtrooper, I choose you!

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  • Wouldn't that be Omega?

    • Why does your pinkie hurt when you hit a part of your elbow?

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  • Fun fact: The ulnar nerve equivalent to carpal tunnel is cubital tunnel.

    • Star Pals

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  • "Hello there!" Was just a friendly greeting the whole time

    • What do I want for my birthday?

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  • You want a fun day trip that you don't have to plan?

    • Hasn’t worked yet, but there’s a first time for everything right?

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  • One of The best parts about work from home right there.

    • What do you think of Jamie Oliver and the recipes he makes ?

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  • YEA AH!

    • What do you think of Jamie Oliver and the recipes he makes ?

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    • What do you think of Jamie Oliver and the recipes he makes ?

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  • I think pouring water over your fried rice should be a war crime. (I may have watched too much Uncle Roger)

    Honestly, I'm assuming he makes decent British food, but takes too many liberties when making food from other regions.

    • Trump humiliated in the ‘most powerless image ever’ of a U.S. president

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  • Picture shown: one weird unelected president, one child picking their nose, one child shitting themselves

    • JD Vance claims judges 'aren't allowed' to overrule President Trump on executive orders

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  • You would think Yale would have something to say. As I see it, a law degree from there is useless, do you even need to be able to read to get in?

    • ‘They will collide eventually’: how long will the Trump-Musk relationship survive?

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  • Yeah, I'm okay not seeing that. Though the time cover, with a tuft of his hair, and shoes sticking out from the side of the desk might be tame enough for my eyes

    • Software solution found for the perfect boiled egg • The Register

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  • The problem with sous vide is that some of the white proteins want a higher temp than the yoke does, eggs are complex in ways that are annoying.

    If you want a fully set white, you're going to need to bring the shell higher than the yoke wants.

    • This red state senator has concerns about Trump's NIH cut

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  • Unfortunately, the tears just tenderize and add some salt on the faces for the leopards. If you want to really give them a treat, roll your face in msg or just dried mushrooms.

    • How often do you clean the ceo blood off your luigi hat?

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  • Mario is just red Luigi

    • Boeing has informed its employees that NASA may cancel SLS contracts

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  • If only there were some sort of anti capitalism board game to show how much monopolies sucked. Then maybe we'd get it.

    • The Recruitment Effort That Helped Build Elon Musk’s DOGE Army

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  • Loved the cyber truck so much he needed to look like it

    • This line hits differently now

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  • I know this is a joke, but uh, you're gonna need to deliver on this. I need to see it.

    (Also need to see episode1: The Phantom Baguette, I had heard that Darth Roll with his dual lame weapon was worth it)

    • Elon Musk says Department of Education no longer ‘exists’

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  • File for an extension?

    • Elon Musk says Department of Education no longer ‘exists’

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  • Well, if the one who holds my loans doesn't exist, I suppose I can just not pay them.