Like the wind... @ TokenEffort @sh.itjust.works

I'm only alive because successfully killing myself is hard. Bernadette, she

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They announced the direct yesterday so sudden lol

This game doesn't look like it needs to be released 2026

Such a weird rule

Or someone who didn't take sponsorships from companies that ruined lives (herbalife)

All the games. Every last one of them.

One handed controllers exist.

LuLaRoe is up there as well with the life-ruining debt. Then their clothes are so bad that they are literal pollution.

(post from the ceo, who is honestly one of the most evil people in the world)

Change your name and/or pronouns. Half joking, a lot of us live overcast lives as a result of feeling trapped in someone else's life. If you don't have friends then what's there to lose?

Same, but I'd go as far as not being saved from dying at birth

Buy and sell an actually profitable nft. It'll be like winning the lottery without the drawbacks.

I'd be rich and no one would be jealous of me. In fact most of them will assume I'm lying about my money and not try to rob me. And who would rob an android user with no car or brand names? A rich loser seems to be the best way to live.

Username: quote said by Linhardt from fire emblem "behold, a token effort"

Display name: the most mysterious song on the internet

OneNote has timestamps and an android widget to immediately make a (timestamped) note. All notes are searchable including handwritten ones. Also the note pages are basically infinite to type in, draw on, and add pictures or recorded audio.

Ionos 1&1 with their infinite forwarding addresses and subdomains, free email inbox, and low starting cost (usually $1).

Pretty cool, actually.

They're also so bad at grooming their hair like every goddamn day I've been licking their legs and they still don't get it. They really suck at being cats.

Jokes on you, my work week ends on Monday.

Y** w**** n**** s**** o* L****!

The original game & watch got the name because it was a game that also told the time

Hate them as much as you want, Amazon has the best entry level jobs to ever exist, with amazing benefits if you're permanent and decent benefits if you're not.

That mandatory overtime tho 😬😬😬😬 (it's worth it)

Moving out and finally experiencing childhood at 27.

Shit just works, it's in the name.