Todesschnitzel @ Todesschnitzel @lemm.ee

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As with speed, as with smooth driving: start with the suspension.

A look to die for.

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out she breathes.

You should be. Those women are vicious and horny. A bad combination if you aren't into them.

Honestly? That does sound impressive. Imagine a killer being caled el pendejo for the way he kills. Wouldnt wanna meet that guy

Gigac(h)a(d)t. Love it.

Hell yeah I am. Fuck them trackers!

Well... kay point taken

But not everyone does that. I would as well... if I visited there. Which I don't. Because I am fucking paranoid. But this is the way to go.... unless you use coupons from the app which would prove you using it and thus having accepted that you wont make fat stacks suing them.

Using the app forces you to log in (via email or similar). And that can be backtracked to you if you're not careful!

Dude is conjuring up all possible fates from the multiverse

Death is inevitable. It has to happen at some point. Thus you should settle your affairs in due time. But that is up to you. And has little to do with my point does it?

Death doesn't have to be negative. Just imagine going out guns blazing as flames erupt all around you, or going to sleep never to wake up again, peaceful. Because it is only natural to die one day. You don't have to run from it. Just embrace it and make the best out of it.

It will heal in death. Our deaths. And then no one will be traumatised ever again! Because no more humans exist! The system is perfect!

Edit: I seem to have had a stroke: If we do not have children, only THEN will no one be traumatised again. Please excuse my sieve of a brain.

Friendly reminder: violence is always a solution, but optimally you shouldn't exert too much force, on already strained sinews.

So do this: Pull on the finger. Lightly do so and you will feel the joint-parts separate. And eventually the sinew should jump over.

Let it pass over the joint, without the pain than normally follows, when having one stuck.

Still don't overdo it.

Yes!

If Disney did that... wait. No. This is actually quite the Disney move right there.

Dude he pulled a gun on an unarmed man. Owning and carrying a gun outside of court? Yes, fine whatever. Inside the court where no one except the bailiff(s) is supposed to have a weapon? Nah mate. No fucking way.

For the mist massive Shitpost ever. He will be remembered in his annals for ever.

You won't believe what it does to your boyfriend!