Tikiporch @ Tikiporch @lemmy.world

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Nothing surprises me after Viagra.

Mommy has no nose, it's okay.

That's art for ya.

Is she not part of the world?

I guess I'm the only one tired of Democrats and celebrities telling "the world" what to do about the state of things. They're in better positions than the average person to directly effect change.

It's almost like you can replace variables like x, y, z with emoji.

I have no time for imaginary numbers.

Nice, so we can just pump all our nitrogenous manufacturing byproducts up to the antarctic and aerosolize it. Climate saved.

This is cute! I have an unrelated question though.

Why is the authors name so much bigger than the title of the book on the cover?

I really felt that last sentence.

What a scruffy looking kitty. I bet it's a rascal.

Sorry, that's not a rule in this community. Mind your own instance.

Can you do it?

Sex. They're all for sex.

Aren't they already paused?

If they're leaving a door tag, it means a signature is required. There's three flavors of signature: you specifically, someone 21 or older at the same address, or anyone with a pulse standing near your door.

Making two trips to deliver a package means they made no money on that delivery.

All I see is a packaged you someone failed to pack and ship properly. If you want white glove service, then you have to pay for white glove service.

So Jumanji The Next Level movie?

TIL RFK Jr is a cricket.

Looks like he saw you too.

Wait... What? Why? What?