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I know this doesn't make complete sense, but whatever

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  • One cheer for Ozma.

    • Pineapple on pizza is always hotly debated, but do you think Pineapple belongs on a burger?

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  • The classic pineapple and ham is really good with hot sauce on it.

    • Voicemail should be banned

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  • Most smartphones offer voicemail transcription now, I believe. Or at least Apple does. I don't have voicemail set up on my Android phone to check.

    • Over 30 we no longer want to go out - we want to be left alone, with a beer/wine, a blanket, tv, and tacos…

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  • There's too much good TV to waste time watching shitty TV.

    • A tery

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  • If you don't know what a tery is, you will never be froggy enough to draxx them sklounts.

    • My first ever Chicago pizza.

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  • Looks like a Red Baron personal pizza.

    I love Chicago style pizza, too. Where was this from? Homemade?

    • That's a good question

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  • They only wear tiny crosses if they also have tiny Jesus on them. The lesson of the crucifixion pain can only manifest if everything is to proper scale.

    • How did you stop picking your nose?

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  • She stopped returning my calls because she caught me in a pick at a light.

    • Oh noes!

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  • Why is it not a bunch of sexy couches in the ravine?

    • You ever just take a shit so huge it boosts your mood after?

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  • Get the zoomies like the apex predator you are.

    • My work pc with win 11 and 64g of ram is slower than my linux pc with 15 year old hardware

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  • The old 1-2 punch. Cyberark left, Trellix right cross.

    • I didn’t think retirement would feel like disappearing slowly

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  • It gives AI, no?

    • Trump appoints 22-year-old ex-gardener and grocery store assistant to lead U.S. terror prevention

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  • You got any connections to big fascism?

    • Trump bans travel to US from 12 countries, citing security concerns

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  • They won't stop right now, but they are still on iteneraries for future cruises.

    • Trump bans travel to US from 12 countries, citing security concerns

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  • So many cruise ships stop in Haiti, it kind of blows my mind to be honest.

    • Nonreplacable air hose on hose reel

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  • Bro, that was amazing.

    • FBI discovers cache of guns, armor and Nazi paraphernalia while raiding home in Washington state

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  • I assumed that was the only kind being made. You mean there's someone out there sewing dead plants to make fascists feel more authentic?

    • Nonreplacable air hose on hose reel

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  • You got a hose guy?

    • FBI discovers cache of guns, armor and Nazi paraphernalia while raiding home in Washington state

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  • A collector would have steam released the wrinkles in those flags.

    This dudes a nutcan.

    • Too bad we can't all act like this

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  • My municipality recently switched waste management companies because the new guys promised to put a staffed customer service location nearby.

    I'm flumoxed. We're paying more for this, too.