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The filters in my Corsi-Rosenthal Box look after 30 days of continuous use...

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  • Post a new one for comparison.

    • Efficiency

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  • But what if my digestive system is capable of nuclear fission?

    • Wafrn: a tumblr clone that federates with fedi and now also has opt in native bluesky

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  • No, it's "wah-fren."

    • Gwyneth Paltrow does not approve.

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  • You flew too high on wings of pastrami.

    • ‘You can’t pause the internet’: social media creators hit by burnout

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  • You are better.

    • Say "Cheese!"

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  • You rub their teeth with your finger so their jowl sticks to the dry teeth.

    It works on your teeth and top lip, too. Try it.

    • Trump is waging war against the media – and winning

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  • Is that a surprise when he owns the courts?

    • I am sweating...

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  • Water well Verzasca Dam Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, left Orbital can of Coca-Cola lower case "t" television remote control the blurry Star Destroyers.

    • What's the most unexpectedly useful item you've ever bought under $20?

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  • Extra long shoe horn. I eventually upgraded to a solid metal one when the cheap one broke.

    • YSK that 158 families, the 0.01%, make up 50% of US Presidential Campaign Spending.

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  • People talk about the Harambe timeline, but Citizens United is when the shit started going sideways.

    • About 1 in 4 U.S. adults worry they or someone close to them could be deported

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  • Nearly everyone close to me voted for Trump. I fucking hope they get deported.

    • How Cops Can Get Your Private Online Data

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  • Most of that sounds like work. They're just going to buy it from a data broker.

    • You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.

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  • Say it with me, "My wife has an inner ear infection."

    • Should I get rid of the beard

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  • Connect it to the mustache?

    • You love her

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  • It also disappears from your hands. Monkey paw that wish!

    • It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true

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  • Compost bin.

    • Deluded slave still goes to the office after being laid off by Microsoft

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  • This is going on his resume. This will be used as an answer on an interview question. Nothing more than that, really.

    • Donald Trump Nobel Peace Prize nomination withdrawn

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  • Appeasement.

    • Iranian missile strikes tech park housing Microsoft office in southern Israel

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  • All of Microsoft Office, or just Excel, Word and PowerPoint?

    • if you put this guy in water, he turns into pink lemonade

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  • When I worked third shift at a gas station, I called this little fella the Powerball Moth, because the paper you printed the tickets on was yellow and pink and I saw bunches outside on the windows, attracted by the lights inside.

    We actually got a lot of moths then...much fewer when I look now.