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Here's how Luigi Mangione could go scot-free in the UnitedHealthcare CEO murder case

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  • If I remember right, his lawyer is primo. She is one of the best.

    • The Shitmobile

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  • If my horse had wheels she'd be a bicycle.

    • Yeet!

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  • "For sale, baby yeet machine, used once."

    Good reference, ol' sport!

    • Why won't you ever forget the word

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  • That's a fair point, but it's a duck.

    • Why won't you ever forget the word

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  • It's a White Pekin duck, a very common breed in poultry farming.

    The shorter neck is the giveaway, and the best way to tell between a goose and a duck. Geese have necks about 50% longer.

    • Slim phones are coming, but most of you don't want them

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  • I make mine wear clear latex.

    • The queer people who are buying guns to prepare for Trump’s America

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  • Hawaii and the District of Columbia are the only two states that require all firearms to be registered. If you buy the right kind, no one official will ever know you have it.

    • Chicken Parm

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  • For some reason the pasta looks like a cursed AI creation.

    To be clear though, the chicken parm looks delicious.

    • MLK's daughter urges Americans to "stay woke" ahead of Trump return

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  • They gon' find you, gon' catch you sleepin'.

    • Is there anything my girlfriend and I have to consider when traveling to America based on our skin differences?

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  • Wear a hunting camo baseball cap, you'll both blend in just fine.

    • What are some actual good sour sour candy?

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  • Super Lemon by Nobel, they're a Japanese candy maker.

    I also recommend Miracle Berries, they add an interesting experience for anyone interested in sour flavors.

    • What are some actual good sour sour candy?

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  • Yes.

    • Donald Trump Has Mark Zuckerberg By the Balls

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  • No one can actually have a billionaire by the balls, even if they're another billionaire. It's kind of the whole point of being a billionaire.

    Pretty much their only weakness is literally everyone else deciding billionaires shouldn't exist, and working together to make that happen.

    • Mom hit her with “K”

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  • It's a typo. The intruder was a *boulder.

    • With a TikTok Ban Looming, Users Flee to Chinese App ‘Red Note’

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  • How do you know heroin is bad for you? Have you tried it? You can't say it's bad unless you've tried it.

    • Norwich restaurant charges £100 for a pineapple pizza

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  • I looked at their Google reviews, photos did not look promising.

    • Norwich restaurant charges £100 for a pineapple pizza

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  • Is it any good?

    • Canada lawmaker suggests letting 3 US states join, get free health care

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  • They'd be some of the few states able to afford paying the US government for the federal land within their borders. That's just one of the many significant roadblocks for any peaceful secession process.

    • Pete Hegseth's FBI background check doesn't include interviews with key women from his past

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  • I don't usually do this, but it was also a light bulb for me as well: it's "faze" and not "phase".

    • Wolf Moon

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  • AKA the first full moon of the year, if you're unfamiliar. If a rabid dog bites you while the moon is out tonight, you turn into a human with rabies.