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  • I used to have to walk a mile to the friggin school bus stop, shit is ridiculous nowadays.

  • That'll come in handy when you don't see that well.

  • Welcome to lemmy.

    *Sees your posts

    Lmao, blocked.

  • I went over my home data cap a couple times. The ISP rep was not amused when I called to have them bump my speed down to the lowest tier and add unlimited data. I pay less now and the speed difference is not noticeable for me with daily usage. I told them I was going to download random crap all day, delete, and redownload out of spite lol.

  • Oh man one time my apt building was being remodeled and they threw everything into a dumpster out back and left for a week. The smoke detectors in the pile were going off randomly all the damn time. I must have smashed 30 of those fuckers against the wall to shut them up.

  • Badgers

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  • It depends on how many dachshunds you're willing to lose.

  • Fair, enough

  • You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?

  • How do you feel about punctuation?

  • I'm glad someone else remembers that movie.

  • She looks broken

  • Huh, I wonder what the common denominator was.

  • It's almost fascinating how he says all that and his conclusion is that 'Trump shouldn't have said it' and not 'Trump is a liar and taking advantage of his own supporters'.

  • CAW

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  • It's not easy being green.