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Threeme2189 @ Threeme2189 @lemm.ee
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I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

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  • Think of it this way. Every time you got a raise you made money, because all of that accrued PTO is now worth more $$$ per hour.

    • You liar!

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  • Most dryers give an estimate of time but use a sensor to judge if the clothes are indeed dry.

    • Magnet rule

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  • That increases torque

    • Let's meet those headlines

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  • Testicules or Testiklees?

    • Let's meet those headlines

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  • All hail the mighty Testicules!

    • Magnet rule

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  • More horsepower. Duh

    • a classic issue...

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  • When you say bag how many are we talking about? I could never eat more than a couple at one time. Too much choco-mint-sweetness for me.

    • When microwaving food, do you stop too soon and have it still cold or do you stop too late and have to wait?

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  • That used to be correct. I bought a microwave with an inverter and it can actually heat constantly at different power levels. Curiously, it has a 0 Watt power level as well 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • When microwaving food, do you stop too soon and have it still cold or do you stop too late and have to wait?

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  • If you're depending on your microwave to sterilize your leftovers they are too far gone and should be disposed of.

    • TIL Orange Juice is transported pasteurized in tanker ships

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  • That's pretty highfalutin!

    • Hospitals have special protection under the rules of war. Why are they in the crosshairs in Gaza?

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  • Israel had to tear down one of its own police stations in Sderot becausesome Hamas terrorists were cooped up in there after attacking it on the 7th of October.

    • What irritates you the most with your own language?

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  • You can kind of get around the gendered stuff sometimes.

    'How are you' can be מה נשמע

    What's your name can be איך השם

    • Torrent client rankings

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  • the arr's

    Wait, is the whole *arr naming scheme a joke around the pirate slang word, and thus pirating?

    How did I not realize this before???

    • 66% of Americans want European-style vacation policies, like being OOO for the entire month of August

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  • That sounds pretty mad!

    • 66% of Americans want European-style vacation policies, like being OOO for the entire month of August

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  • Mald?