ThermonuclearCactus @ ThermonuclearCactus @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Update: It's now working.

The go-cart my high school metalworking class built looks better then that piece of shit.

I've finally banished Windows to a virtual machine, and am gearing up to fistfight Easy: Anti-cheat Rootkit AKA Fucking piece of shit that does precisely fuck-all to stop cheating despite having access to kernel space in order to get Sea of Thieves working on my virtual machine.

After Chinese spyware banned, users of banned Chinese spyware migrate to not-yet banned Chinese spyware.

"But diamonds are forever!" No they're not, in fact, they're actually flammable. *

*in an environment of pure oxygen

Instructions unclear: Went too far and now have neutronium.

My high school used to serve pineapple, ham, and jalapeno pizza. It tasted pretty good.

I mean I have a pair of aquatic sowbugs I've been keeping in an empty yogurt cup. They look like regular sowbugs but they're underwater, hence aquatic sowbug.

Yeah you're right, I've handled wild garter snakes that are more nice then that guy.

Oh he might of gone on living

if he hadn't made the fatal slip

of denying the claim of the ranger with the big iron on his hiiiipppppp

(yes i know it wasn't a revolver, unfortunately)

"LiTERalLy HiTleR"

To be that cold blooded he was definitely a reptile of some sort.

Elite: Dangerous, because every time I tab out of the game to check INARA for the closest outfitting or something there's about a 30% chance of it crashing and becoming unlaunchable until I restart my computer. Hence writing system names down on paper before launching the game.

I use paper because the game tends to crash when I tab out to figure out where I was supposed to go. And then it won't launch again until I restart my computer.

They're getting revenge for all of the poaching.

My physics professor has us compare our answers to physics problems with a LLM's output. Somehow, the AI is even worse at physics then I am, it once simplified (4pi2) to 4.

"Breaking news: Invasion of Mexico halted by huge wall Trump built last term and then completely forgot about."

Those cars are actually just being driven by a flock of geese in a trenchcoat, they honk regardless of the circumstances.

Yesterday, someone honked at me for a minute straight because I didn't want to turn right on red.

Didn't part of the wall fall over into Mexico a while back?