TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾ @ TherapyGary @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Lol I'm definitely using this one

Hahaha

I'm just curious how you can get your nose between their little legs

Haha imagine if we crossed paths

I'm curious where you'd go with one of my favorites: "my brother legally changed his name to Wayne Gretzky to help me pick up chicks"

You've smelled moth balls?

I would lie about having a degree and try to land a job that won't verify it

Lmao, that's a good one! I used to love going to Petco so I could loudly read the big sign "Wow, over one thousand-thousand animals saved!" (It said 1,000,000)

One of my hobbies is saying some absolute bullshit as I walk past strangers, in such a way that they overhear it and think its authentic

For example, while walking around a famously historic lake, I said to my partner, as we passed another couple, "Did you know they just dug this lake last week?"

or you could just push down an Aux Cassette, plug in your device, and listen to everything you could imagine?

I recently discovered that if you ask gpt-4o if there are any anarchist therapists in Florida, it provides my phone number in the text body of the response. I think this is very cool, but my partner disagrees 😅

I already shit blood 😎

Edit: oh it says choose four lol

I feel the same way each time I come across a lib, so it's a mutual experience

Technically I’m against the idea of politicians at all

Okay so just complete anarchy then? Everyone for themselves?

Lol, is this your first time encountering an anarchist?

This got better the more that I looked at it

I use transcribro daily, and it consistently surprises me with its accuracy; I had to say "OIC," and I thought for sure it was gonna interpret it as "Oh, I see," but it got it right!

Edit: I just tried FUTO though and I think I already like it better lol

By victims, I assume you mean Palestinians?

This has to be the most egregious offender I've ever seen, so I fixed it for us

Lol, I'm sober now for good reason ☺

I had just come home from a party at a neighbors apartment, on a mix of xanax, coke, weed, and alcohol- not blacked out, but close to the most fucked up I've ever been.

I laid down on the couch, and my roommate, who was apparently trying to talk to me, said "you're pretty faded, huh". Without responding verbally, I looked at her as I slowly and deliberately pushed a pile of her stuff off the edge of the couch with my feet, which made a loud crash on the floor. After a moment of stunned silence, staring back at me, she just goes "... okay"

It didn't click for me until the next day, and I was so embarrassed