TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾ @ TherapyGary @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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I'm just fucking with them bc I created the greentext they shared and they didn't notice lol

Edit: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/28917318

I've never seen that link before in my life

This kind of overlap usually means they’re both talking about the same real incident. When multiple people share similar accounts spelled out with specific details, it makes it more plausible that something actually happened. Some healthy skepticism is good, but given the precise matches and consistency, it’s pretty reasonable to think these stories are probably based on real events, rather than that I made the 4chan one in photoshop after seeing this post

That's not a booby trap- those are his loose jimmies

That doesn't sound very effective though

Edit: (the goal is to injure someone rooting around in your pockets without your consent)

seems like AI tho

liar

source?

Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global.

https://edibleanus.com/edible-anus-chocolates-unique-gift/home-of-the-original-chocolate-anus/

source?

ty for your service

ty for your service

is this real

Lol

I've never told a single lie in my life

I mean, I eat ass so

I can't respond to your other comment bc snooggums is banned from my instance

It’s one of those things that works in movies because it’s something you can get away with if you’re incredibly attractive. There’s a whole stock images category involving girls licking their fingers, mostly in a seductive style. But, in the real world, it’s something you do with your husband or long-term partner, not a random cow-orker.

I think this is what people aren't understanding. Someone who does this repeatedly surely must have learned that it's okay/works from a history of doing it, so they're probably very attractive. I'm pretty confident that most normies would react much more playfully/positively than the responses in the comments here if an incredibly attractive person did this to them. If the goal is to swap spit anyway, you're not gonna be thinking about the germs on their fingers

I mean I certainly wouldn't trust any random VPN company, but I trust ProtonVPN

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