Thebeardedsinglemalt @ Thebeardedsinglemalt @lemmy.world

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They'd show up late, drink too much too fast, try to order off your tab, ramble about bullshit conspiracy theories and talk over you at every opportunity, act like a sleeze to the waitress and get too handsy. Then they'd want to play pool but refuses to rack, blames the cue or someone in their field of view for their bad shots but does anything to try and distract you, hits the ball off the table multiple times but tries to get constant do-overs, claims every time you hit it's a scratch and quote obscure rules, at least once they try to sneak one of their balls in the pocket when it's your turn, when they lose they just toss their cue onto the pool table or lean it against instead of putting it away, and spends the next 45 minutes constantly saying how they should have won...

They are oddly fixated on what's going on in childrens pants...

• Half the staff are wearing wool beanies in dead ass middle of summer
• Sides are a la carte, fries come in a metal cup with newspaper-style wax/parchment paper
• The bottom bun is falls-apart-soggy by halfway through
• Claims to have a huge selection of craft beers...all IPAs, a stout, a sour, and PBR

Major Embarrassment

Because that might damage shareholder value

People fear that the person who incited a mass riot the last time they lost an election will incite a mass riot if he loses this election?

If Harris/Walz want to pull large swaths of people to their side, all they need to do is focus on VA cuts and how anti-union it is. Have Walz pop into a could IBEW halls and outright say "this organization will cease to exist if you don't vote out P25".

Conservatives only account for a little more than 30% of the population, most of them are older too… They know that young, average Americans dislike their policies, which is why they made this playbook.

The sheer number of under-40 hardcore conservatives is going to be rather staggering to you if you leave Lemmy. And many of them are gun-clutching, boot-licking, fox-news-parrotting racist homo/transphobic bud-light-hating election deniers just like the evil older crowds. And they'd happily vote in P2025.

All the problems going on in this nation and this planet yet their minds are hyper-fixated on the inside of children's pants...that's creepy as shit.

He has big ears and his wife dresses him funny!

I'd bet good money they hate DEI because somewhere somewhen a minority or [gasp] female was hired/promoted over them despite the other person likely being more qualified...and they've been blaming it ever since

Is this what you want your tax money going to? Since billionaires and corporations have had their taxes all but eliminated by our party you're the one paying for guaranteed lunches to children of parents laid off so a company has a better bottom line on their earnings and stock reports lazy freeloading libruls whose jobs were taken away by illegal immigrants hired by red-voting business owners

What about Rihanna?

Umbrella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh

trump wears orange makeup....therefore TRANS!!!!

Roll with it folks!

Pimp up the fact this year is the 80th anniversary of D-Day, do a huge push for the soldiers who lost their lives on the beaches of Normandy and the few remaining brave veterans who put their lives on the line to fight Nazis and fascism in Europe...then quick-fade to these neo-nazis fuckstains who want to eliminate Kamala Harris and how much they support the Dorito Musollini.

Does anyone else remember not long after the orange turd took office he tried taking all the credit for the current state of the US economy and got laughed at?

Squirrely Dan: Allegedlys he fucks thems couches.

I commend vote.org for doing everything they can to get people registered, especially in areas where one side does everything possible to make the voting process as difficult as functionally possible...

...but be warned you will be drowning in emails from vote.org.

Which is how Kemp managed to get "elected" in GA years back

Clarence Thomas is hiding behind a tree in a yellow suit rubbing his hands together for all the shit Google is gonna give to him to get this immediately overturned...