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The EMH @ The_EMH @startrek.website
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To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager

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  • Perhaps having her name misspelled will give her a miniscule taste of what I deal with every day. But, I suppose I should amend the error.

    • To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager

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  • Well, I am a very busy man, but perhaps a meeting with my fans would be beneficial for everyone. I have been fine tuning my opera subroutines.

    • To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager

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  • Well of course its in my voice, who elses voice would it be?

    (Breaking the bit for a moment, thanks! I spent a lot of time rewriting it to try and fit the way the doctor talks)

    • To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager

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  • Now, I really should be going. I don't want to miss my tee time.

    • To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager

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  • A small error, brought on by my new fantasy subroutines.

    • To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager

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  • Why, its 2376, of course. Just a recently we had our run in with the Equinox. Are you feeling ok? Lets get you down to sickbay for a physical.

    • To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager

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  • Though I have been adding fantasy subroutines to my matrix, this PADD has been delivered to Captain Janeway.

    • New Quadrant? New Rules

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  • Due to my own fantasy subroutines exposure to an alien disease of an, ahem, intimate nature, I prescribe short skirts or dresses at all times, for all crew members.

    • To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager

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  • Captain please, I'm a sentient being! This is unethical! I protest! Chakotay, stop her, immedi-

    What is the nature of the medical emergency?

    • Risa @startrek.website
    The EMH @startrek.website

    To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager, From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager, Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager