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  • Fucking thank you.... I had to scroll waaaaaaay down to finally find someone who's ass is as old as mine.

  • The penis mightier than the sword.

  • She can fuck all the way off with that cabbage.

    (it was right there )

  • No, she left in a huff for reasons of security of her insecureity.

  • Cannot bring all that secksy here! Too hot for science!

  • Thats awesome. One time i went to get a part for my lawn mower and the guy had a box of little peepers peeping behind the counter he was giving away and we almost got a duck that day, but in the end I married a city girl so now we get garbage trucks and ambulances....and one old lazy dog.

  • "how did it attract a star studded cast?" $no$fucking$clue$

  • Love it. I grew up on a lake and used to "call" in ducks and ducklings for feeding time. Ducks are awesome

  • They have magnetic sunglasses now that clip on, 1000% better

    Edit, these are frames that have the same lense cover and shape as the original glasses, not generic sunglasses.

  • Mayoooooo

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  • Did they make sammiches with it after?

    Did it taste like science?

  • Mayoooooo

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  • LMIRACLEWHIP

  • Mayoooooo

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  • This is some quality information.

  • He had a wife, you know

  • ...yet

  • I think about it as much as I do Facebook, twitter, and the turd I flushed this morning.