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  • A nice cup of really hot tea and a slice of fairy cake please.

  • Cardboard boxes might be a better solution. They might be scared of the rustling of a plastic tent. My recollection of kids tents is that they are made of cheapest possible plastic and are not sturdy at all. Also very brightly coloured and could be considered rubbish by passers by. An unobtrusive box behind some bushes might be easier for them.

  • Time to get up. What a nuisance. But the rain will be here in an hour or so, so I'd better get cracking.

  • Jeepers! That's a shock to the system alright.

  • Cheers! 🍷🍸πŸ₯‚πŸ₯ƒ.....πŸ₯›....πŸ’Š

  • How many fish fingers are too many? My personal limit is 8 to 10, but I am open to suggestions from the assembled audience. 8-10 provides plenty to be enjoyed with a variety of sauces, but doesn't weigh heavily on the stomach.

  • Completely true. Like witnessing a horror car accident. It's right and good to mourn the victims, but take no personal responsibility.

  • We do tend to prioritise past experience over objective assessment. Understandable that this should have disturbed you. Kudos to you for applying rational assessment. Can take some time to make this stick though, so don't be surprised if these feelings happen again. Breathe deeply.

  • Don't forget the red/white calfskin vest and the big belt buckle. Cos the bigger the belt buckle, the smaller the property ...

  • A cauldron is one of the better cat traps.

  • Special brew for mood improvement = 🍸

    🍸 and some to put in the fridge for later.

  • Of course! You just never know when you're going to need one. And a spare for emergencies.

  • Right. Sounds like just about all of us are feeling down in the dumps for one reason or another. I promised justkitten some special motivation brew, which has been accomplished. And I have ingredients left over. So tonight there will be a special brew made to cheer us all up. Should kick in overnight what with it being a full moon and all. It's halal, kosher, paleo, vegan, dairy free, nut free, sweetener free and gluten free so everyone can enjoy. Plenty for everyone so don't be shy.

    PS. I also have a new cauldron that I want to try out

  • Sounds like a real estate agent. I've had something similar - on opening it was an invitation to a scam 'information night' for investing in real estate. Basically a way of harvesting boomers' information for further harassment by mail/text with 'investment opportunities'. This is why I recommend doing a Return To Sender - then they have to pay for the privilege of contacting you and that gets you off their potential victim list very fast indeed.