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TheTechnician27
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Me inviting people who keep up with this series to vote in a poll [Day 38]

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  • Option 2: Cover every single line no matter how often it's repeated. (ex. "I will, I will, I will" gets three separate posts)

    Pros:

    • You get to see my mental state slowly deteriorate as these lyrics repeat over and over.
    • You maximize the number of shitposts.

    Cons:

    • This is going to take an eternity. For example, the standalone line "I will" is said 21 consecutive times in the first sex scene, meaning three real-world weeks of increasingly deteriorating shitposts. There are four sex scenes total, which will take at least several months.

    • Me inviting people who keep up with this series to vote in a poll [Day 38]

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  • Option 1: Cover all unqiue lyrics one time each and skip repeated lyrics. (ex.: "I will, I will, I will" gets condensed to one post.)

    Pros:

    • This is the only reasonable compromise between two extremes.
    • This means that you still get to "experience" every lyric without them wearing thin.
    • You give me a modest challenge.

    Cons:

    • As a compromise, this means that people who don't want the lyrics and sex scenes still have to experience them, and the purists who want every single line miss out.

    • Please create a non-secure password.

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  • Fandom is gross anyway. Contributing to independent wikis is a much better use of your time. https://getindie.wiki/

    • When Denny's is closing 150 locations by the end of 2025 [Day 37]

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  • Ew, gross. Actual psychopath behavior.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • I'm not sure what LGBTQ Nation is on about separating 10 people from 50, but the SCMP is pretty clear that dozens were arrested for publishing danmei. They do also mention that publishing erotic materials in general is prohibited, though.

    • be a good neighbour

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  • And specifically milkweed flowers for the monarchs if you're in the US.

    • When you see two or more strongly monogamous, vegetarian African parrots in the genus Agapornis (family Psittaculidae) which are often kept as pets but they decide to fly away fr fr [Day 36]

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  • The Room is my favorite movie of all time, and I'm not just shitposting. I think people don't believe me when I say a movie can do this, but it underflows from one of the worst films ever produced to being an absolute masterpiece. It's so earnest in what it does and it fails so miserably at it that the amount of depth is beyond what I've seen even in all-time classic films.

    • For-profit Pie Adblock (from the founder of Honey) called out for copying uBlock Origin open source code without credit

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  • Who in their right mind would use this bootleg piece of shit when uBO exists?

    • It's unnatural

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    • Why can't he just be normal?

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  • Desire Pathagoras

    • When you see two or more strongly monogamous, vegetarian African parrots in the genus Agapornis (family Psittaculidae) which are often kept as pets but they decide to fly away fr fr [Day 36]

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  • Lisa, of course. She's beautiful. She looks great in her red dress. I think I'm in love with her. I know she doesn't like me, because sometimes she's mean to me. But sometimes, when I'm around her... I feel like wantin' to kiss her and tell her that I love her. I don't know; I'm just confused.

    • Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund

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  • Tim Cook is Apple's CEO and is very transparently doing this with the goal of getting favorable treatment toward Apple by the Trump administration. You'd have to be deluded to think this "personal donation" isn't a bribe on behalf of Apple.

    • I held the camera still while the plane was turning [OC]

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  • Nope, there's nothing deeper there; just radial blur = funny. The best explanation I can give is that a radial blur is evocative of a feeling of intense emotional distress, so it's like whatever you're looking at is having a panic attack.

    • US agency does not have authority to reinstate net neutrality laws, court rules

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  • The innovation is in new ways to screw over the consumer.

    • I held the camera still while the plane was turning [OC]

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    • [Leonard French] Honey Sued in Class Action by Wendover & Legal Eagle (Wendover v. PayPal)

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  • It isn't falsifying URLs. It's swapping out the existing affiliate cookie for their own by quickly opening a link when you ask it to find coupons for you.

    • George Boole invents a new system of algebra (1854) [Day 33]

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  • Oh, Danny, Danny, DannyBoy.

    • If it would solve world hunger, what would be the largest item you could fit in your ass?

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  • But the standard unit of measurement is /r/buttsharpies.

    • If it would solve world hunger, what would be the largest item you could fit in your ass?

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  • How many Sharpies we talking here?

    • United Healthcare denies claim of woman in coma

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