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TheRealLinga @ TheRealLinga @sh.itjust.works
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Inflatable buttplug review on AliExpress made my day

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  • Wouldn't one float ass up in this scenario?

    ... is that a bug, or a feature? You decide!

    • wriggle wriggle

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  • They don't even cook it?! As a vegan this is probably the most horrifying thing I'm going to see all day

    • Free Him!

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    • My love for you is like a Peregrine Falcon

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  • My love for you is like a truck

    My love for you is making fuck

    • Emojiis are hieroglyphics

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  • I was hoping someone else noticed this. Maybe they have a time traveling house?

    • What app is so useless, you can't believe it costs money?

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  • Im with you on this one. I listen to wayyyy too much music to go back to downloading constantly

    • I am in the US and its gotten very political but as pretty much a peon do I just tune the stuff out thinking its fear mongering? Or should I closely pay attention to it?

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  • WA? DE? At least there's a few states you can still be ok in...

    • Boss Mode

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  • And that's why we take vitamin C!

    • Ye ye ye

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  • Cupid ye?

    • Reminder—

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  • I'll upvote Tom Morello anytime

    • The solution to every problem

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  • The amazing thing is, that would actually solve all three situations.

    In a bloody, slaughter sort of way, but still. Solved.

    Wolves would have to be real hungry though

    • So why did we stop worshiping the sun?

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  • Love me some Sunshine!

    • Checking in

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    • Me when my parents told me they first met in the summer of 1999 & started dating the following year and I did the math (dad - 1959, mom - 1984)

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  • 👆found the 16 year old👆

    • Average cat owner

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    • Yule Tidings!

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  • But my state is the besttttt you can't lump me in with the other 'Mericans nooooo

    • Yule Tidings!

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  • Im going to break a chunk off Jupiter and bring it into Earth's orbit so we have a second moon!

    • ‘Living proof that you can spend money on the poor’: Utopia comes to Mexico City

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  • Here 💆‍♂️💆‍♀️

    • Free as in rule

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  • Or puddling, as in melting le brain

    • If you know, you know

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  • Im actually proud of myself for not getting it after looking at the comments