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  • I read the tldr

    From what I'm reading it seems you just don't know how to block people and move on. Don't let words get to you my guy. At the end of the day that's all it is. Words. They cause 0 physical harm. Just block and move on.

  • Looks like a carriage wheel to me

  • USA guy here. I don't give two fucks about politics at all. I block everyone that posts about it.

  • I spread my ass cheeks when pooping so the amount of toilet paper i use is max 4 squares at most. 2 squares for first wipe and then the 2nd wipe never has anything left but I'm paranoid and still go for the 2nd wipe haha.

  • Not the users but lemmy itself. Sorting by hot is pointless since you see the same post for days at a time. I get lemmy is small but shit it can't be that hot for that many days.

  • Last time my cat scratched me i was trying to save his life. Little fucker ran underneath my legs outside and a dog started running after him. I sprint towards my cat and yank his ass above my head and i almost dropped him and ended up grabbing his tail with all his weight and he flipped up and scratched the ever living shit out of my arm. Left a scar for about 3 months. Can still see it with a blacklight now.

  • That involved soap a few mins prior so obviously it's a proper clean ass my guy.

    As for the bidet it's only water being shot at your ass with no soap. Water alone won't kill the bacteria unless we're shooting some hot ass 140°F+ water at your booty hole.

  • I can't get a bidet because my friend is fat and breaks the toilet seats on the regular. He of course replaces them. I've tried bidets at other places and it was nice but i still had to use toilet paper to clean my now wet ass so I'm really confused when people say they don't need toilet paper anymore. I really hope they aren't just wiping their ass on a towel or some shit.

  • Wait people pronounce them differently. I've been saying it the same way.😭

  • Nah he'd 100% replace humans with robots if he could. Way more efficient. No need for water, food, toilets, breaks, hell even lights technically speaking. Huge huge list of pros for him. (Don't hate me I'm all for complete world automation)

  • Yep those sounds are in my head again

  • So glad i never used twitter. The only elon musk thing i follow is spacex even then i wish he wasn't the ceo of it but he is mr money bags so it is what it is. Anything for space exploration.

  • Spend a few mins on tiktok. Wait until till you find a rage bait video and open the comments. You'll see it left and right. It's REALLY bad during election times. I mostly stay off tiktok during those times as I could care less about politics and people bringing none related things into politics just to spark more fire for no reason.

  • I'd rather take hypoxia atleast then it not technically suicide.

  • I've noticed a lot of people using words in sentences that make zero sense. If they can fit any if the "ists" or "isms" in it they will even if it has nothing to do with what they are talking about. If you call them out for it they call you a dumbass. I just proceed to let them eat their own words with a simple dictionary link. I especially notice this in those "woke" people and lgbtq people. (Not hating on your sexuality you guys just can't use the correct words 90% of the time)

  • I'll eat a whole damn box before i realize what I've done. One day it's gonna catch up to me and I'm gonna be the next person on my 600lb life

  • Love the graying workforce title. Because it's true so many old fuckers in that place. No wonder why they are so slow to do stuff. All while spacex is actually doing shit. Sorry nasa but these days you're like the grandpa that tells stories to your grandkids while in a rocking chair. Maybe if they weren't government funded they'd have some new blood running around.

    (Government funded comment was a joke as usually a government funded place is ran by ancient fuckers that need their dementia medication to function)

  • That's wild man. I sleep on my belly with one leg hiked up to my chest and a pillow that's big enough for my head and for me to hug and wrap around. Sure it's also bad for you but man do i get some insane sleep and dreams from it