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  • Calvin?

  • When $USER had thus said, he was troubled in spirit, and testified, and said, Verily, verily, I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me. Then the peripherals looked one on another, doubting of whom he spake.

    – Linus 13:21-22

  • Unironically I think this would be really helpful for us to understand dinosaur biology.

  • First one.

  • A person born in 0 is 2025 years old.

  • Dear Sue Ellen: I'm sorry I upset you, I didn't mean to. It was really just a joke. I thought you could take a joke. But I guess I was wrong. I've been teased before about wearing glasses but I never felt I had to tell the teacher about it and get someone else in trouble. Maybe you're just over-reacting? I don't understand why you're so upset about such a small thing. I thought we were friends.

    Arthur

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    In addition to gravity, burritos interact through the strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces, which is believed to be a major contributor to their popularity.

  • It's a fair cop.

  • Gentarch

  • You dare suggest that corporations are anything but our nearest and dearest friends? They'd never sell us out. Never!

  • A Minecolt Movie (2025)

  • If you're still using the Internet in any capacity...

  • Non-binary people when they cannot compile from source code (they have to use a binary):

  • Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    Set photo of what appears to be [SPOILER] and [SPOILER] on the set of "Avengers: Doomsday"

    Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    Thunderbolts* Behind the Scenes Featurette | Filmed For IMAX®

    Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    Disney/Marvel will be releasing "CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD" on 4K Ultra HD and Blu-ray on May 13.

    Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    “That Blew My Mind”: Simu Liu Speaks on Finding Out ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Cast via Live Stream

    Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    "Captain America: Brave New World" releases on digital on April 15

    Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    New IMAX poster for "Thunderbolts*"

    Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    Marvel Studios' Thunderbolts* | Tickets on sale now!

    Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    New poster for "Thunderbolts*"

    Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    Wilson Fisk/Kingpin Cannot Appear in Movies, Only TV Series, Daredevil’s Vincent D’Onofrio Reveals

    Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    New poster for "The Fantastic Four: First Steps"

    Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    Captain America: Brave New World Writer Responds to Critics: 'I Think You Guys Got It Wrong' (Exclusive)

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What do you call a Linux user who only browses the Web using Lynx?

    Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    ‘Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse’ Sets 2027 Release Date

    Curated Tumblr @sh.itjust.works

    Shower thoughts

    Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Stunt Clocks 275M Views, Marvel Livestream All-Time Record; “There’s Always Room For More” Cast Says Marvel

    Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    "Avengers: Doomsday" is officially in production

    Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    Marvel Matters: Marvel Studios' biggest franchise isn't Iron Man or the Avengers... it's Spider-Man (We did the math)

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme

    Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    The Russo Brothers Originally ‘Said No’ to Robert Downey Jr. When He Asked Them to Direct ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ and ‘Secret Wars’: ‘We Were Resistant For a While’

    Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    Jonathan Majors has addressed the rumors he'll return as Kang in the MCU and revealed that Kevin Feige didn't respond to the letter he sent him shortly after his trial