My brother in-law and I have this long standing joke where we order beans at restaurants. The fancier the better. "I'll have an order of your beans." I don't know why its so damn funny. It's just freaking beans. BEANz. Give'em.
We are sorry to hear that you would like to stay dead. But here at Disney we just love this dying wish for you, your gunna be in India Jones 12. And 13... And....21... And......
Roll me into operating room. Think it was an IV drip, I was pretty scared. They are nice and talking to me about random stuff. They let me.knownthey are going to give me something to put me out. I feel a nice little high for a second. They ask me one more question and..... Boom I'm in recovery talking gibberish to a nice lady telling her I miss my wife. No pain yet, but I felt physically uncomfortable. I could tell someone had been digging around in my guts. Was so happy to see my wife when she came in. They said I took a while to regain consciousness. I guess they wanted me fully coherent before letting her see me. Anyway, the whole going under was easy. Felt like... Nothing.
The pain meds, that sucked. I thought I could just stop talking them once I felt like the pain was gone. Whoa, it felt scary. Like a hallucination without seeing anything. I cut them in half and slowly backed off.
American here. Lived in California most of my life just outside LA in suburbs. Ventura as well. Lived in Tennessee for 2 years and Idaho 2. I've seen people open carry a few times. I own a gun and I've never seen or heard a gun fired outside of a gun range. I'm 40 btw. It's not that bad here. It's big and there are a lot of people so the news has tons of opportunities to present the worst of humanity which makes up a small percentage.
Woke up at 4am with back and stomach pain. Also, had a bad dream that I had remote control in my hand that would shock people when I pressed the button. I didn't realize I was shocking people til it was too late and they were attacking me. Now I'm here.
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My brother in-law and I have this long standing joke where we order beans at restaurants. The fancier the better. "I'll have an order of your beans." I don't know why its so damn funny. It's just freaking beans. BEANz. Give'em.