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TheGreenGolem
TheGreenGolem @ TheGreenGolem @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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bread is metal

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  • Reminds me of the old one with fried chicken: let me bathe you in your dead child.

    • Shame.

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  • But you do sound like an expert.

    • Lemmings in school, what are they teaching about drug addiction, fentanyl, and opiods?

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  • If you feel him enough, I have news for both of you.

    • Lemmings in school, what are they teaching about drug addiction, fentanyl, and opiods?

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  • If the last time that dick in your hand wasn't enough proof, here you are. (Assuming you also have a dong.)

    • Fitting gaming into your schedule

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  • Nice try.

    • what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?

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  • For a more serious answer: Quit smoking. Quit drinking. Meet more with one's child if they are far away. Eat less. Stop gambling. Stuff like this.

    • Fitting gaming into your schedule

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  • It could be, maybe, just maybe, and here me out here, that the comic is not the absolute, actual depiction of one's day to the second, just a generalism to get through the point. Which can be done through not too dense heads which are able to do a bit of imagination and not taking a comic literally. Geez.

    • They grow up so fast

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  • Apparently lemmy 0.19 has some federation issues. I know .world hasn't migrated yet, but maybe their instance has.

    • what, in your opinion, drives the start time of factory and manufacturing jobs to 5am?

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  • ITT: Half of the people doesn't understand what OP asks. The question is not why they start early, it's why specifically 5AM. Why not 5:30? Why not 4? What is the specific significance of 5AM?

    • Google settles $5bn lawsuit for 'private mode' tracking

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  • I have a Pixel 7. I have none of those issues you mentioned. FF works wonderfully for me.

    • How to respond to gf saying "I'm fat"

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  • It's a trap. There is no good answer. You need to turn around and walk until you pass out. It's over.

    • 40% of US electricity is now emissions-free

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  • Wait. That's how averages work? The more you know...

    • How could the EU do this??

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  • Our capitol was always overprioritiezed because of some kind of elitism.

    • Plain cheesecake is the only good cheesecake

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  • I also like to live... dangerously.

    • How have you personally found the Lemmy community compared to its competition and other social media?

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  • Clever

    • How have you personally found the Lemmy community compared to its competition and other social media?

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  • "Everywhere. Check my comment history if you want, almost all of them are met with some asshole reply."

    Yepp, I can see that.

    • Fuck 'em

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  • I knew it!!

    HONEY!!!! WE HAVE TO TALK!

    • How the fuck is this my problem, ticketmaster?!

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  • It's the case on every cinema's website I've bought a ticket in the last decade.

    • How do you guys cope with the fact that the world isn't getting any better?

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  • Exactly. Look at any graph from the last 50-100 years from live births to life expectancy, from crime rates to living standards: life is objectively better and better, at least in the Western world.
    Stop feeding yourself with negativity all day long. Grab a beer, watch a movie, go hiking with your friends etc. Do this regularly without reading too much "news" and you'll feel it soon enough.

    • Plain cheesecake is the only good cheesecake

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  • I can go further with my unpopular opinion on cheesecake. There is no good cheesecake.