I just know you’re better off quietly looking for new employment before you ask your employer, so you have something lined up. Highly depends what your job is though.
Yeah the feeling is real when you’re regularly dropping battleships. I used to have to turn and decide if I needed to get the plunger or the poop knife before trying to flush.
But I semi recently got a new Toto toilet, and it’s sucks everything down, I’ve only clogged it twice.
Ships sadly don’t supply poop knives, and if you tried to sneak one on it would likely be confiscated. It’s a hard life, for those of us with poop knives.
A true hero.