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  • Several nurses have commented on my veins. Like to the point where I felt like I was getting hit on.

  • My dog's feet. They smell like corn chips.

  • It took me a while to realize that my mom (Korean, from Busan area) was on the phone having a conversation and not a heated argument. Literally sounded like screaming at times.

  • Deporting in the Name Of

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  • Stealing your significant other.

  • Oh yeah. Chicken thighs with crispy skin is amazing.

  • I can feel my perineum clench when I look at this

  • A Luther burger! Those are amazing. Yes agreed, very similar.

  • Steak and pound cake. I went to a friend's house and showed up after they had already eaten dinner and were about to eat dessert. So I grabbed a leftover steak and some pound cake and ended up eating them together.

  • Chocolate and chipotle pepper go together very well too.

  • A-ha's acoustic version of Take On Me is wonderful and very different from the original.

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  • I enjoy eating, so they'd never notice. The only thing it could possibly be an issue is if they decided to try to torture me by starving me, and by that point I'm already fucked.

  • Someone should name their cat Mjolnir.

  • Bashing and slamming haven't worked, so I guess they're giving ripping a try now?

  • Prince: I'm looking for a maiden who thicc as fuk

    Attendant: The glass slipper, sire!

    Prince: Oh yeah the foot that too

  • This suggests that this has happened often enough that they felt it necessary to specify this.

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