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  • I love that the food is themed!

  • So should I start fapping now, or wait til sentencing is over?

  • You shall not ass!

  • If you want to be financially independent, stop buying avocado toast. Use the avocado to hold up a bank instead.

  • Can't stop thinking about thought terminating cliches? Sounds like you need a thought terminating cliche!

  • So if someone was fingerblasting Frodo with the ring on, and then someone cut their finger off mid fingerblast, you're saying that only the finger would turn invisible, and not Frodo? Even if it's in his butt?

  • Yes. Tuesday is the superior day.

    You've gotten over the jarring shock of Monday, and nothing is happening in your life on a Tuesday night after COB.

  • I'd take the stick, but when my enjoyment of the stick inevitably ends when it falls apart I'd think back to that sweet rock.

  • Teefs

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  • Yes, she loves cuddles!

  • Teefs

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  • She's 75% Staffordshire Pitty and 25% everything else (except for Lab).

  • Happy birthday to Rosie!

  • Love the tomatoes, and nice crumb on the English muffins!

  • That's it. My next character is going to be a Barbarian named Thumbhands Dangleballs.

  • So he's a keeper, then

  • Ah yes, Chainsaw Snail, my favorite manga.

  • Great, now I'm a new lifeform... nervously looks around for Janeway

  • 2 hot dogs is the perfect amount for hot dog fried rice. Which leads me to believe that the bun industry, hot dog industry, and rice industry are all in cahoots.