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TheColonel @ TheColonel @reddthat.com
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periodic tablets

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  • Depends, how moderate we talking?

    • How fatal and painful is it if my belly gets stabbed/ripped open?

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  • “So I’ve got this knife fight scheduled for tomorrow…”

    Seriously, WTF?

    • What's something small you achieved recently that you're proud of?

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  • Same boat (started with dry January and didn’t stop)!

    I still feel good. Not sure long term if I’ll become more lax for special events but not for now.

    • What firing your PR team does to a motherfucker

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  • I literally can’t think of a character who I loathed as much as this one, and Jonah Hill turning out to be a massive, insecure asshole didn’t help a bit.

    • Help me formulate the dullest response to colleagues when they goad me into telling them why I quit

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  • I believe that’s the rule in Germany, meaning, giving a month’s notice.

    I didn’t realize it was regulated myself!

    • Signal introduces usernames and phone number privacy.

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  • Hi friend!

    Now you do.

    • What's a last name (family/surname) that you think is cool?

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  • I also did but I thought it was kinda lame?

    • Casey Neistat Vision Pro – from fun video, to feeling like the future

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  • Dude.

    You’re in the APPLE ENTHUSIAST lemmy community.

    Take this shit elsewhere and let people enjoy the things they’re excited about.

    • Vision Pro Teardown—Why Those Fake Eyes Look So Weird

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  • I don’t know what I expected but that was mortifying.

    • Old spice Blue vs White stuff

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  • Lowsy results

    Future reference, the word you’re looking for here is “lousy”.

    Stay fresh!

    • Trump’s ‘achilles heel’? Haley’s refusal to drop out infuriates ex-president

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  • Last I heard, her plan is exactly that:

    Stay in until at least Super Tuesday.

    • I don't know how to deal with what to me is a thin skinned and gossip coworker.

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  • Easy.

    Challenge them to trial by combat.

    If they’re so thin skinned, you’ll easily win with your superior, thicker skin.

    • If you had to adopt one of these exotic pets, which one would you choose?

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  • Pig. Cute now, food later.

    • Shitty railing

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  • Proof of shitty railing or super strength?

    Dude’s built like Mr. Incredible at the beginning of The Incredibles so….

    • Are zombies possible in real-life?

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  • I’ve heard concern of it becoming a pandemic in deer populations and also scientists are worried it’ll spread to people!

    Yaaaaaaaaay. 🫠

    • The shoplifting scare might not have been real — but its effects are

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  • I was IN loss prevention. Literal store detective.

    Did we catch the occasional shoplifter? Yes.

    Were they as common or as high dollar value as employees skimming or scamming? Abso-fucking-lutely not.

    If you’re in retail, rest assured, those folks are there to catch you more than they’re there to catch shoplifters.

    • What is your least favourite acronym?

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  • KI-generated

    A Kamehameha is also KI-generated.

    • The big ?

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    • What’s the tiniest thing about iOS / iPadOS / macOS that really bugs you?

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  • Any luck with that?

    • So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?

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  • Fair point. Suspension’s probably shot from all of the taking off/landing with the toy load on it.