Embrace the flavor. And by flavor, I mean change the theme of your character without changing the mechanics.
Is that a dagger or an incredibly sharp sushi knife? Is that a longsword or a butcher's cleaver?
I personally have made this character as an artificer but you could do it as a rogue. A highly skilled chef who knows exactly how to cut (sneak attack). As an adventurer, you seek out new flavors and styles of cooking and aren't affraid to try some dragon steaks, with harpy eggs, with a side of black ooze gelato.
Also there is a single feat that really helps push it.
We need to replace all of the Nintendo assets with meme versions similar to Sanic. This way, Nintendo can't force them down and we get to make fun of them.
I say we make Plumber Guy and Princess Bleach of the Toilet Kingdom.
Sir, you have taken my words and misconstrued them to make me appear foolish. To that I say... Touché.
So let's get extremely technical and a little petty.
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If we only count movies with the title "The Mummy" then we have:
The Mummy (1911)
The Mummy (1932)
The Mummy (1959)
The Mummy (1999)
The Mummy (2017)
I propose that because you immediately suggested that the "remake" I was referring to was the 1999 film and was immediately precided by the "original" then you are MISTAKEN!!!
That would mean that you believed the 3rd movie in this list was actually the "original". How utterly foolish of you. I laugh at your expense. Ha ha ha.
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But seriously, I grew up loving the 1999 Mummy movie and I refuse to see the newest one.
It's adorable but it's bigger than just the white fluff of feathers that we can see in this picture. It does fool the eye a bit but you can see the outline of the rest of it's body going down behind the branch.
I wasn't sure when i first saw this but had to image search myself to check.
I absolutely hate the story of this game. The parents are horrible ego-centric people who do not deserve to be happy. My wife and I played it and we almost quit at the very end because we were convinced they shouldn't end up back together. They don't actually fix any relationship problems besides being reminded why they fell in love and nostalgia.
It drives me nuts how this game won GOTY when I hated it so much.
I just tried this. Why does this exist? Why does this need to be a shortcut? Who uses LinkedIn so much that they need to use a 5 key shortcut to get there faster?
An artillerist can just be a chef making food golems.