TheBananaKing @ TheBananaKing @lemmy.world

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Could is maybe-can: I bet I could jump over that car [if I wanted to].

As opposed to I bet I can jump over that car [and I'm going to try].

Would is maybe-will: If you saw an alligator, would you run away?

Would is also 'did', for habitual actions. When I was young, I would wait by the window for my father to come home.

Fully automated luxury war slavery

Laptops are uniformly awful.

You can't upgrade or replace the GPU or CPU, the hinge assembly is mechanically vulnerable, a cup of coffee over the keyboard is game over, the screen dies you've got a ridiculous cost to fix, the cooling sucks, the ergonomics suck, and you pay about double the price for half the specs.

You need a proper screen and keyboard at your desk anyway, so unless you're hotdesking with the thing, it's just going to act like a shitty desktop most of the time.

What do you think an algorithm is?

He says, on social media

free onion ring

Bolt one end of some sheet metal to your bumper, leaving the other end to scrape along the ground. Should generate the required NYAAAUUUGGHHH sound wherever you go.

You think slaves weren't fed?

Ah yes, slavery.

Dude you need to try throat singing. Kargyraa is fun.

I don't want to interact with drunk people kthx.

They're unpredictable, potentially aggressive, and I just want to avoid the entire situation.

In a word, fuckyeah.

For the benefits of the lurkers - this one comes up quite a bit - balls sit way higher / further forward than you think they do. All our stuff pretty much hangs off the pubic bone, and dangles down from there. We have to lean way forward to actually squish anything from underneath.

This has never made sense to me; a full bladder doesn't give you an erection when you're not asleep.

Yeah, it's just secure and comfortable.

Balls aren't directly sexual, but holding onto them can be like rubbing your eyes, just kind of non-specifically pleasant.

... how many of the people who didn't survive a cardiac arrest had consumed an energy drink?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias

At this point I don't know if this is about mostly-ok games or games about the Hamas raid, and I don't want to wreck the ambiguity.

So wait, do people have to post 'both sides' of whether Trump is a fucking shitstain?

Peanut butter and dill pickle sandwiches are way better than they have any right to be.

Got to be no sugar varieties of both ingredients.