Just played a lan game of warzone 2100 with my bro. That game plays incredibly well on the steamdeck. You need to install it through the desktop explorer for it to work. Then add it as a non steam game.
I wait until it starts getting noticable. Then I spend an hour cleaning - prioritizing the stuff that I'd be most embarrassed for a guest to see. After an hour the house is usually back below noticable levels of dirty. It's never pristine but at least I have a facade of being a functional adult.
Some prick in a Porsche demanded that he get to pick his own spot in the valet lot where I work. The valet guy just grinning and shaking his head while the rich dude had a meltdown was some good schadenfreude. Then i got the spot he wanted because the valet guy was my homie.
Fuckin hell im thankful my parents are cool. I need to do something nice for them