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ThatWeirdGuy1001
ThatWeirdGuy1001 @ ThatWeirdGuy1001 @sh.itjust.works
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  • 🎶One of these things doesn't belong here

    One of these things just doesn't belong here🎶

    • We must all submit to the unseen orb.

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  • Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️

    Constantly changing form ☑️

    Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️

    Radiates warmth ☑️

    The sun is an angel confirmed

    • Barbie rule

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  • Mass exodus. Mass famine. Water shortages. Resource wars. Lost technology.

    Typical apocalypse stuff.

    • Elon Musk and company take @x handle from its original user. He got zero dollars for it.

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  • Except we already have more houses than there are homeless people. The problem is the empty houses have ridiculous price tags due to corporate landlords and landlords refusing the sell and only rent (also at ridiculous prices)

    • Update: The hottest 21 days ever recorded were the last 3 weeks

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  • You say red states produce all the food yet red states only survive off of subsidies from blue states 🤔

    • The reward

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  • "Many of you shall die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make"

    • I've noticed that lemmy as a whole is much more leftist than reddit (outside of political servers of course)

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  • Just say you don't understand what dog whistling is and move on

    • Men who piss on the toilet seat in public restrooms, the fuck is wrong with you?

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  • No it's both you should see the amount of men who physically recoil when I tell them I sit to pee

    • It's possible to lose your virginity before your biological parents with sperm donation and artificial insemination.

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  • Here to help 🙂

    • It's possible to lose your virginity before your biological parents with sperm donation and artificial insemination.

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  • You can jerk off in a cup and have a girl turkey baster that jizz inside her and she can get pregnant. The kid is born and then has sex before either of you. They lost their virginity before you

    • It's possible to lose your virginity before your biological parents with sperm donation and artificial insemination.

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  • I didn't think I needed to go that in depth 😅

    • This Pizza cut

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  • Yo that's the "This was supposed to be cut the other way and I'm not remaking it" special!

    • confused foreigner noises

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  • The joke is Ohio sucks. It's an economic pitfall where people outside of Ohio see it as cheap and affordable then they enter and realize their money is damn near worthless now. Add to that the drug use and the fact that damn near everyone here wants to leave because it's a red state acting blue it's pretty easy to joke about

    • If you squint hard enough, the capital letter pi (Π) looks like half a circle.

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  • That's not half the circumference then is it???

    • If you squint hard enough, the capital letter pi (Π) looks like half a circle.

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    • Texas DPS installed razor wire on private border property despite landowner's protest

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  • No no no you see big govt is perfectly fine as long as they hurt brown people! /s

    • If you squint hard enough, the capital letter pi (Π) looks like half a circle.

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  • What is this Cunningham's law?

    Pi is not half the circumference. It's how many times the diameter fits into the circumference.

    • The hottest 14 days ever recorded are the last 2 weeks

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  • Do you think lumber is the only purpose trees have?

    • The hottest 14 days ever recorded are the last 2 weeks

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  • Tell all that to deforestation bruh. Tell that to the fuckin Amazon which is being cut and burned for fuckin money. Tell that to the trees that take centuries to fuckin grow meanwhile we cuttin them down by the millions.

    If you ain't seein it yet you'll see it soon, but we need these fuckin things.

    • The hottest 14 days ever recorded are the last 2 weeks

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  • wood isn't that valuable.

    Bitch what?? You think trees aren't valuable??

    Just because a corporate asshole doesn't put high monetary value to fuckin trees don't mean they aren't the literal biggest focal point for almost all human advancement.

    Nigga you think we'd be even close to where we are without wood?

    Not just that but wood is a nonrenewable fuckin resource bitch. It don't come back in our lifetime dumbass. Yeah it's fucking natural but so is me ripping your asshole out your mouth bitch.