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  • Haven't been in school for a minute but they would never allow us to just be freely on our phones so idk wtf you're talking about.

  • Banning cell phones in school while school shootings are a regular occurrence is top tier decision making

  • Horse meat is delicious and idgaf what all the crazy horse girls say

  • I don't understand how that's relevant?

  • We write it how you'd say it. Outside of holidays or days of remembrance we write it how you say it.

    For example today is 4/13/25. April 13th 2025. If you say the 13th of April you're fuckin weird.

  • FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???

  • Mix of both.

    I got perma banned for telling someone to crawl back into their hole because they were defending female genital mutilation while saying circumcision was perfectly fine because uncut penises "looked nasty".

    But I can still access all of reddit. I just can't comment or upvote/downvote anything. And the nsfw instance of lemmy is a shit show of having to constantly block the same content over and over because there's eleventy billion versions of the same community.

  • Jokes on you! I have vivid dreams of "waking" up, checking my clock, and then panicking so hard because I'm late, that it actually wakes me up just to find out it's only 2am.

  • I'm so fucking sick of the whole "bUt AiM aSsIsT!!!!11!"

    It's nowhere fucking near the advantage pc players act like it is when they have pretty much every other advantage using m&k. It's literally only even a thing in the first place because aiming quickly with a controller is ass for most people.

  • Yeah. I was younger when I did most of them but still very clearly remember them.

  • I'm giving myself half a point because I've used a typewriter but it was just playing around at my grandma's house.

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  • These comments are wild. My parents and my ex's parents let us do this and it turned out horrible for everyone. The fact that people are okay with this is crazy to me.

    Yes kids are gonna have sex with or without the parents knowing but letting them stay the night isn't the way to go. Let them keep their doors closed or whatever but no way in hell I'm letting my daughter have a boy stay the night.

  • Yeah every concert/event I've ever been to the men willingly let women use men's bathrooms because the women's bathroom line is 4 times longer than the men's.

  • Each leg causing a sonic boom with each step

  • I said this the last time this was posted and I'm saying it again

    "THEN MAYBE DON'T MOVE SO FUCKING FAST IT ACTIVATES MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE!!!"

  • I expected Bayonetta

  • I was recently talking to my boss about some storms that were coming through. I said there were tornado watches in place. He said "Yeah but how common are tornadoes in ohio?". I replied "I've driven through two in the past 3 years."

    I think he finally understood climate change meant weather change.

  • That's why he tried to bury this picture of him tryna be an edgelord.

    He's always been a loser he just hid it with mommy and daddy's money.

  • Gimme them cheeks boy and free my soul I wanna get lost in your bootyhole and lick away!

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Is there a way to gift someone a game from my Playstation library?

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    It's not that serious.

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    What do you do with Nazi memorabilia?

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    Me to myself everyday.

    FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    Borger 😁

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    Life uh uh uh... finds a way.

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    I was reminded of this after my phone autocorrected "honestly" into Throckmorton.

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    Does Lemmy have a bump system?

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    Me every time someone brings up possible futuristic dystopias.

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Just received an irl shitpost from a random text.

    FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    A salad my friend made at work for some photographers at our new restaurant.

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    New health goal achieved!

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    Would you drink breast milk if it was commercially available?

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    Just to keep it going

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    Just enjoying my jup of jea

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    Are humans the only animal that wipes things off?

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    How do I stop hating children?

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Me posting something on Lemmy then immediately checking the upvotes

    cats @lemmy.world

    Such a distinguished little lady

    cats @lemmy.world

    Sleepy teefies