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ThatWeirdGuy1001
ThatWeirdGuy1001 @ ThatWeirdGuy1001 @lemmy.world
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Sorry folks, country roads are canceled due to being unprofitable and full of racists

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  • 🎶Cousin fuckin

    Country bumpkin

    Take me home

    To my cousin's hole🎶

    • 4 teens agree to plead guilty in fatal 2023 beating of Las Vegas high schooler

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  • I gotta say I never understood the whole not trying them as adults thing.

    I get that kids brains aren't fully developed and that can lead them to do some morally apprehensive things but that just sounds like a bullshit excuse. That's an excuse meant to be used for shit like stealing a candy bar or mild vandalism not beating someone to death.

    Honestly I think the parents of the child should also end up with legal ramifications. You raised a piece of shit now you get to deal with the consequences.

    • What's something that's made you feel like a grown-up?

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  • I'm 29 and mentally feel exactly like a did as a teenager. Like I've been 16 for 13 years.

    • Be honest: have you ever lost your temper with a customer service rep? And did it ever help?

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  • The only time I ever did was with Microsoft years ago on the Xbox 360.

    I bought a game online then a couple days later it kept telling me I didn't own the game but they still took my money. So I called customer service and after being transferred for the 6th time I finally lost my shit. I explained multiple times that I'm not angry with the rep but that this whole situation was completely unacceptable and it either needs fixed immediately or I'm trashing my Xbox and buying a Playstation.

    They gave me a full refund and let me keep the game.

    • What are some silly ways to say you gotta go poop?

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  • If I have to pee I'll say "I have to pee" if I have to shit I say "I have to go to the bathroom"

    • CDs are better than vinyl and most people listen to music on systems that sound dreadful

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  • Only bad jokes.

    • CDs are better than vinyl and most people listen to music on systems that sound dreadful

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  • I just spent 5 minutes looking it up and can't find any version of the word spelled vynil.

    It's vinyl because that's the material the records are made from. Just like vinyl flooring.

    • What's the latest gadget or tech that you regret buying?

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  • A smart TV.

    It was one of the cheapest options for the size I wanted at my local Walmart. I never wanted a smart TV but couldn't beat the price.

    The amount of issues I've had because it's designed as more of a streaming platform than a TV is infuriating. The constant updates. Ads. The fact that there are no buttons on the TV so if you lose the remote you're fucked.

    It's honestly a pain in the ass I just want a normal TV dammit.

    • Whole foods

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  • Cheeks are supposed to be especially delicious so I'd probably try this.

    • How Dr Disrespect Almost Derailed New Studio’s First Video Game. Midnight Society co-founders discuss their decision to cut ties with influencer

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  • That's fair. I'm not even tryna play devils advocate here just bringing up differences in laws by state

    • How Dr Disrespect Almost Derailed New Studio’s First Video Game. Midnight Society co-founders discuss their decision to cut ties with influencer

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  • Depends on the state. In ohio the age of consent is 16 with parental approval.

    • Even a lost soul can find some good birdseed

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  • Skull floats into a wall and is suddenly eating bird feed?

    What?

    • "Old and quite weird": Democrats finally discover new effective attack — and Republicans hate it

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  • I feel that my guy

    • The specific thing you spend the most time doing instead of the actual job you're being paid to do is your new profession. What's your new job title?

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  • I'm a professional social media browser.

    I think I'd actually kill myself.

    • Another account banned from Twitter thanks to Musky Boy

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  • Much appreciated

    • Another account banned from Twitter thanks to Musky Boy

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  • You wanna post the other 3/4 of these?

    I'm not digging through an Instagram profile to look for that shit

    • Tweets on X (formally Twitter)

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  • I mean Morgan Freeman has openly stated he wished black people didn't use the nword and there are black Republicans so this could very well be a real thing

    • Tweets on X (formally Twitter)

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  • I always pronounced it zhitter

    • Shove it up your ass literally homophobes.

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  • Probably cheaper to make without adding dye.

    • Whatcha drinking today? And how delicious is it?

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  • Ay same here my man