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  • Or finding a dead body

  • Yo send it to me in a dm these memes are fueling me right now

  • Surprising even to me

  • I'm lucky enough to have friends who not only notice this about me but actually help to calm me down and get me out of whatever situation it is

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  • I blame the corporations that just raised prices knowing no one would do anything about it while they lie to the public that they cause more climate change than anything on this planet.

  • People forget that humans are evolutionarily based on familial groups above all else. People like to act like humans in the past were all sharing and helping each other for funsies when in reality you'd be slaughtering your neighbors children for their food if it meant your children got to eat.

    Humans are 9 meals away from anarchy at all times. The minute things go south it's every family for themselves. This is a fact for the majority of the human population. That fact extends to periods of prosperity as well because why would I share with a stranger when I could stockpile for my family?

  • I smoke all day everyday and drink myself to sleep each night. I'd consider both of those to be unhealthy.

  • Don't do this yourself but alcohol and weed. Lots of it. Unhealthy amounts.

  • The whole turning off the lightsaber in combat being seen as dishonorable by the sith. The sith lie, cheat, steal, torture, and murder people to get what they want but somehow this is where they draw the line?

  • Never seen a guy complain about being called a male though.

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  • There's a reason rule 34 exists after all...

  • The day James Earl Jones died I was talking to my girlfriend about him and wondered if he was still alive.

    He was.

    30 minutes later he died. Literally 30 fucking minutes.

    I feel like I manifested it..

  • I'm the bottom picture for both.

    If you don't tongue kiss the homies goodnight the way you'd tear into an ass we can't be friends.

  • My shoulders sound like rice krispies whenever I do pull ups.

  • "A box?"

    "Is it steel?"

    "Are there locks?"

    "Is it filled with a pox?"

    "A pox? How delightful, a pox"

  • I feel like the main takeaway is more that everyone expected dumb white people to vote Trump. No one expected the very people he's openly said he's gonna fuck over to vote for him.

  • Simply stretching makes my body sound like a bone cracking symphony.