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ThatOneKirbyMain2568
ThatOneKirbyMain2568 @ ThatOneKirbyMain2568 @kbin.social
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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf

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  • en passant on croissant
    problem solved

    • Do lemmings actually jump off of cliffs? | Live Science

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  • In 1532, the geographer Jacob Ziegler of Bavaria proposed the theory that the creatures fell out of the sky during stormy weather and then died suddenly when the grass grew in spring.

    lol, that's dumb

    This description was contradicted by natural historian Ole Worm, …

    well duh, of course people thought that was stupi—

    … who accepted that lemmings could fall out of the sky, but claimed that they had been brought over by the wind rather than created by spontaneous generation.

    oh

    • My opponent opened an End portal. What do I do in this position?

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  • Unfortunately don't have OP; if I did, I would've just done /kill @e[type=cow].

    As for mods, should I use Forge, Fabric, or Quilt?

    • Kanye West to Jewish Adidas employee: 'Kiss a picture of Hitler every day'

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  • :(

    • My opponent summoned wall of flesh, what do I do in this position (I'm white)?

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  • Those bishops look awfully similar to beenades….

    • White to move and mate in... uhh... how did we get here?

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  • Is it the rook on a2? I'm not sure if that counts as its own illegality since we have no idea by what wizardry the pawn got on a1.

    also Kbin doesn't update the link, so I had to go to sopuli.xyz to see the updated image :D

    • White to move and mate in... uhh... how did we get here?

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    • White has pawns on the first rank (a1 & b1).
    • White has an unpromoted pawn on the eighth rank (h8).
    • Black has an unpromoted pawn on the first rank (h1).
    • White has three bishops (c1, f1, & d4) while no pawns have promoted.
    • Black has two dark-squared bishops (h4 & f8) while no pawns have promoted.
    • The black and white kings are touching each other.
    • The black king is being attacked but it's white to play.

    • Reddit mods dumped tokens hours before blockchain program termination

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  • What's this? You're telling me that crypto based on Reddit blockchain points—points from a company that's constantly making rash decisions and removing large features—didn't end well? And people with inside info were able to get out before this concept failed?

    Man, if only someone could've seen this coming….