ThatGuy46475 @ ThatGuy46475 @lemmy.world

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Sounds like a Michael McIntyre bit

I thought that was existentialists

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Don’t threaten me with a good time

Has he tried a pregnancy pillow

I wear my pink pajamas, in the summer when it's hot. I wear my flannel nighties iIn the winter when it's not. And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall, I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.

Is Diet Pepsi a vice

I typed your symptoms into google and it says you have network connectivity problems

Fall because it’s the most possible time until I start getting heat stroke

Then stop telling me that because the previous owner never closed their ups account that I can’t make one.

Lana!

He probably needs a drink after that shift

10101010 = I don’t know

The genie is copied post-wish though, so you still are out of wishes

There is a fat acceptance movement that says you can’t control your wight, and also the only healthy way to eat is to eat whatever you want whenever you want, and if doctors want to weigh their patients or inform them of the health risks of being overweight or not do operations where excess fat would create complications, the only possible explanation for any of that is fatphobia.

Everybody dance now!

You can’t fight here, this is the war room

Just win that race ok

Polar bears are very curious animals, so if you back away while slowly undressing they will stop to inspect each piece of clothing, giving you time to get away.

The Q3 numbers have a life of their own. Growing, shrinking, zig zagging all over the place. Pushing needles, pulling levers. And fyi, the roi is tbd. high five synergy!