Texas_Hangover @ Texas_Hangover @lemm.ee

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I'm pretty sure I remember spez making a special reddit award for the wierdo fuck that created jailbait.

Just chew through the container. Pussy.

So does your mom!

And of course, you can shoot holy ice out of a fucking gun.

He's a fucking Mormon. Wtf is wrong with you?

Way to shoehorn your opinions on gun control into a thread about forced ads in video games. If we ask nicely, will you share your thoughts about Trump as well?

No rocky outcrops, west Texas is a barren wasteland like you're thinking, but in east Texas, we have some pretty good forest action going on.

Mount it on the wall jackass.

In Texas we can shoot 'em from helicopters with fully automatic weapons. (Seriously) 🤠

Waste not want not.

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now. You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

How the fuck are you blaming "toxic masculinity" for your cunty slut wife's actions?

He has to, that motherfucker falls over if you look at him funny lmao.

Yeah, let's start an orca mosh pit. That'll fix 'em!

Cromulent is a perfectly cromulent word.

Do you want to be crucified? Cause that's how you get crucified.