TexasDrunk @ TexasDrunk @lemmy.world

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Mega Man would like a word.

Just look at that sexy bastard.

I tend to like pop metal the same way I like pop punk. It's not going to make me feel anything but it's catchy. It's good for working out or working on the motorcycle and similar things where I want a driving background but don't want to get way into it.

That being said, the kind of people who listen to FFDP put me off of their music. It's like that's the first metal they ever heard then decided to make it their whole personality.

I'm glad you're still here, friend. I wouldn't have made it that far. I hope you're doing well now.

I installed a big red button that does absolutely nothing in a client's server room years ago. It has a wire going into the wall that's tied off to a nail and another wire that's grounded to their server rack. I told them to hit the button in the server room and restart whichever computer is having the issue before calling for support. Their support calls dropped pretty significantly.

When people left the company I let them in on the joke. When I left the consulting company I let management in on the joke. I found out several months ago that it's still there and most people are still hitting it and rebooting their computers before they call for support. That fake button saved them a crazy amount of money in MSP support calls.

I won't do that until I'm riding a motorcycle at 50°. That gets fucking chilly.

It's a fucking shame that he has more money than god and couldn't get someone to help him pick out a cowboy hat that would fit his face. Or tell him when it's backwards. Or have it properly shaped. Or have it customized in any way.

I have no issue with someone wearing a cowboy hat who has never been near a ranch. I have no issue with people who don't know what to do with one but want to wear one. They're practical and can be stylish. I have a huge issue with someone who can afford to have an army of image consultants wearing it incorrectly to pander to idiots who are too cowardly to call him out on it.

That sucks and I hate that for you. And I know how hard it is to throw them out because the second you do you know you'll need it before you get a replacement.

I am from a very rural area but I'm currently in one of the largest metro areas in the US.

Wait, it got made?!? Now I'm excited.

Ah, the ol' Lemmy Pokeroo.

Incidentally that's also why you shouldn't eat me.

I rarely remove the label from the fish I catch.

Or not. I'm in Texas wearing one and it's in the 60s right now.

That's the entire reason I use a wine bucket to house big utensils. I used a wide thin grill spatula and all of my patience opening that drawer.

The bucket is slightly bigger around and slightly taller than a cookie jar. It works great.

Every company I've worked for either gave us digital gift cards or, when I was a manager, let us charge meals specifically to our business credit card for a certain amount per month (team outings) without prior approval.

He never wanted the job. He wanted to be funny and travel and cut up. Cheney had more power in his Whitehouse than his dad had in Reagan's and that's a. LOT.

Not everyone. Republicans.

And I think Trump may believe he's personally fertilizing all IVF eggs and that's what he means by "father of IVF".

That is a totally normal way to say things by the words that I would use.

That sounds way less fun. You go ahead and calculate how many fewer steps like a nerd and I'll tumble around in one like a cool person.

Fewer steps if you get going fast enough and just ride tumbling ass over tea kettle.