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  • Wetlandia. Famous for it's seafood.

    • What's some really unpopular opinion you have?

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  • Dood! Your MAGA is showing.

    [this post was created by ANTIFA]

    • What's some really unpopular opinion you have?

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  • Rude! That's not a 'filing cabinet', it's a chest of drawers.
    And who is wearing my ball gown again?
    ERIC! Take that gown off now you little bitch!
    [walks off in a huff]

    • So versatile and convenient

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  • Kneading his dough... Oo

    • what's a normie KDE distro?

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  • I highly recommend Kubuntu. I don't use any snaps though. And I always install the LTS version. Been using it for over a dozen years.

    • Philippines President "Bongbong" Marcos Jr. continues to evade $353-million contempt judgment of US court

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  • Bitch stole my porn name, I'm the original "BongBong"!!!
    [winks] How you doin'?

    • Chuck Grassley, 90-year-old Iowa senator, hospitalized with infection

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  • Karma, come and take him away already.

    • Why are jokes about Jim Jones hard to tell?

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  • What a grape joke.

    • Anyone ever have a baked potato explode?

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  • In the oven, really hot and it blew open and "baked" all over the inside. Hell to clean up. I was sure I poked it, but... couldn't remember.
    Now I go all serial killer on them before baking.

    • environmental storytelling rule

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  • We are Borg!

    • environmental storytelling rule

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  • Anal?

    • environmental storytelling rule

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  • Robot sex never ends well. :(

    • What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

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  • It's always a party when wieners are involved.

    • At least 33 Canadian churches have burned to the ground since May 2021. Only 2 were accidents

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  • When enough people stop believing in religion, churches will automatically self combust. Apparently Canada is doing well!

    • Just fuck my shit up

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  • Set time travel machine to... UK 1981

    • Would you like some ketchup with that?

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  • "footlong?"
    "hold my beer."

    • A Perfectly Timed Accidental Picture By Photographer Pau Buscató

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  • The invisible man is soooo horny! Secret hand job.

    • My local coffee shop has a no birds sign on the door. It is placed at eye height for walking birds.

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  • How the hell do you expect Big Bird to see that sign way down there???

    • Where to find flac and other lossless file types

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  • I second RuTracker, you can find some pretty rare out of print stuff.

    • It's 2023/2024 and Roseanne Barr is now more attractive than Madonna.

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  • But they are both bat shit crazy, so looks mean nothing at this point of de-evolution.