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Matt Gaetz Bragged About Taking E.D. Meds ‘So He Could Go All Night,’ Says GOP Senator

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  • And you are a pedophile supporter.

    • you are at home with your wife and daughter and this guy comes in -- what do you do?

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  • Grab a big rubber eraser and start rubbing him out!
    Take that blank page! HA!

    • I made a 20x queen size sheet

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  • So... the orgy is at your house this weekend? Cool!
    Is it BYOL? (bring your own lube)

    • pasta rule 🍝

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  • I am shell SHOCKED!

    • Snopes Shows the Folly of X’s New Link Presentation

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  • Actually we need to start a branding war and rename Mastodon to "SE-X"!
    Suck it elon!!

    • Election denier and 'MyPillow Guy' Mike Lindell confirms he's out of money, can't pay legal bills

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  • Considering what a coke head he is, he probably already tried.

    • Massive Changes Could Be Coming From the Vatican. Conservative US Catholics Are Mad as Hell.

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  • Vatican, desperate to keep people in the cult.
    trap

    • Election denier and 'MyPillow Guy' Mike Lindell confirms he's out of money, can't pay legal bills

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  • Too bad he's not the "MyTent" guy, at least he would still have 1 home.
    Go cry in your lumpy pillow you traitor!!!

    • Matt Gaetz Bragged About Taking E.D. Meds ‘So He Could Go All Night,’ Says GOP Senator

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  • The GOP are very concerned about the children.
    Making them work in slaughter houses, lowering the legal age to marry... very concerned about children.

    • Matt Gaetz Bragged About Taking E.D. Meds ‘So He Could Go All Night,’ Says GOP Senator

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  • You can't 'bodyshame' an animated STI!
    Someone please drown him in penicillin!!

    • The music usage "album" refers to the original practice of creating an album book of several 78s bound as separate pages, like a stamp or photo album.

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  • Are you saying I'm obsolete?
    How very dare you sir!

    • Matt Gaetz Bragged About Taking E.D. Meds ‘So He Could Go All Night,’ Says GOP Senator

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  • It's still a toothpick, blue pill or not. And did he wear a bag over his head so someone would sleep with him?
    He is so UGLY!

    • "Not all Christians are bad!"

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    • BMW Parking

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  • Wrong brand, this is Tesla parking.

    • don't do it, don't do it, don't do it,

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  • [squirts soap inside] WHEEE!!! The willy car wash is open!!!

    • would it be simpler for people if we said "server" instead of "instance"?

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  • Server
    Portal
    Host

    Those would be my suggestions.

    • Trump's 'corporate death penalty' explained: veteran Manhattan fraud prosecutors describe what's next

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  • I suspect trump only has 2 yellow Zero cards left.
    Bluffing and cheating his way through it all.

    • Of course he did… Musk disabled option to report elections misinformation

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  • Everything on Xitter falls under no longer factual. Why would anyone bother to report anything there.
    It is literally the newest chan. 4chan, 8chan, Xchan.

    • Tinder Now Letting Rizzless Sad Sacks Pay $500/Month to Message People Without Even Matching

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  • Want to be a creepy dating stalker?
    $500 please
    unlimited creepiness included!

    • Im going to get banned for this

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  • No, I'm from Frank's Pizza, stop using our free wireless so much. Fuck!!