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  • Just know that these asshats take extreme pride in their hate. They will subject people to it until the day they die. Christianity is an eternal well of hate and ignorance. And they want to make sure no one is ever happy, the miserable fucks!

  • Tesla Car Computer: "Would you like to play a game? Let's play Russian Roulette."

  • No one is allowed to wear "work clothes" anymore, like a suit & tie or any professional type of clothing like that. Instead you will be required to wear clothing covered with printed ads in ALL professions. The police, doctors, bus driver, newscaster, everyone everywhere while at work.

  • Pet you? or your beard? Just to clarify.

  • Vaginas are not allowed in my house. I'll take "clean shaven dudes with a dick" for $1000 Alex.

  • GROSS! And can you fix my nvidia drivers???

  • So many men think they look sexy with a beard.
    Reality: You look like a serial killer from the backwoods.
    Trim and wash it properly or shave it off.
    Facial hair is such a turn off.

  • Use one of those butt plugs that the chess guy used to cheat. It has an app. BUZZ BUZZ wake up you traitor!

  • Yep

    Jump
  • Oh yah, sure, ya betcha! That sure feels marvy.

  • It's SUPER hard to use. I had to download an .iso from my distro's website, make a bootable USB drive, plug that into my computer and boot into it, answer a few questions and wait a few minutes, A FEW MINUTES... can you believe that??
    And then It had the audacity to give me a super easy, working, private OS! Like what the fuck!
    How bloody dare you make my life difficult. I was expecting to be TRACKED and EXPLOITED and BOMBARDED with ads all day.
    Instead I get all this calm and happiness??
    FFS!

  • I have an OXO Good Grips one that has been great for 25 years.

  • I use the longer steel ones that are used for deep frying foods. They are about 12-14" long.

  • You have to completely unplug the sun. You can't just walk in front of it Richard.
    FFS

  • Duck lips are so disgusting. I just want to shake a bottle of Benadryl at them and ask if they are having an allergic reaction or something.
    "Did you get stung by a bee? You might want to see a doctor about that."
    Plastic surgery is intended to make you look beautiful, not ugly. Are we in opposite world???

  • Carpets need to be cleaned more often if you wear outside shoes inside, or if you go barefoot inside. Wearing socks (better) or slippers (best) inside keeps carpets cleaner longer. Hardwood floors are easier to clean with bare feet.
    I really prefer hard floors and area rugs that are small enough to be washed in a machine.