Doesn't surprise me that I'm talking to a literal mongoloid Neanderthal whose two neurons only have one function and that's to bash against each other.
Hey I have this very specific problem whenever I use this thin-USE BIDETS, USE BIDETS OR YOU WILL REGRET IT FOREVER, IT USES LESS TOILET PAPER AND WHY AREN'T YOU USING THEM YET THEY'RE PERFECT AND GREAT AND...