Whoa whoa, hang on a sec. When I pierce the olive, I eat it WITHOUT putting it in my mouth? Why am I surrounded by hundreds of pierced olives but I'm still hungry? Time for Plan B.
I was armed with a car and the cow was jumping fences. Turned my car into a convertible and missed me by inches.
It's true. I was nearly killed by a cow. Turned my car into a convertible and missed my head by millimetres.
Glory to Arstotzka.