Tangent5280 @ Tangent5280 @lemmy.world

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Holy shit, that last part though. That's the kind of shit that scars children. I'd be going to jail if you were my kid.

I hope you came through it without too much damage and is in a better place now.

Storytime?

I like how the clone fucks my wife BEFORE replacing me.

aeugh I'd rather just die

Tell your victim where the knifes been for bonus psychological damage

Is lemmy really where you want discussions of such nature to be held, considering the entirely irreversably public nature of the protocol its built on?

The Doro

If they ask you to get to the part where the reason for quitting comes up, insist on giving them the "necessary" "context".

Then continue talking, except this time about some completely different incident. If they ask you to complete the previous incident, insist you were talking about this new incident all along.

Like a first time ice skater flailing on the ice except this time they have ice skates on both arms too lmao

Like a spider on rollerskates

coordinate mice? how many mice are your kids using at once?

But they do contribute, dont they?

That costs extra.

Doesnt computers do this automatically if you try to copy over a file larger than its per file size limit?

Nope. Might apply for any other book, but not for one directly espousing the most barbaric rules, that a braindead but powerful minority screams for.

The tolerant must not tolerate the intolerant lest they be swallowed by them.

It helps if you look at tolerance as a social contract (I will tolerate you as long as you tolerate me) rather than as an unbendable principle (I will tolerate you even to the detriment of others)

Everybody were assholes till recently I think. Maybe WW1? And the assholism ramped down only because all the assholes got too many of their own followers killed and had to take a breather.

You know I was oohing and aahing over how fucking young this woman looked at 73. Wrong picture makes more sense.

I was fr going to snoop this random parliamentarian's instagram for skincare tips.

Rich people paid off enough of the legislative.

EDIT: Probably

Maybe they're so good at erasing online data that when they got to choosing a CEO, they couldn't find any info on this dude being shady online.

It's like a twisted mustache twirling disney villanesque version of data leak conspiracies. Only way I can think of for this to be funnier is if it turns out the dude also had a prominent position in some secret police state agency.

Will you look at this photograph?

The seal team six of stupid