Tangent5280 @ Tangent5280 @lemmy.world

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Are you also not supposed to urinate on jellyfish stings then?

It's been a meme for a while I think. If I had to guess I'd say it started with some Tumblr thread. Obviously not entirely suitable for normal-speak, which is why it's on lemmy instead of a workplace slack channel.

Did you mean Robin Williams, brloved comic and actor?

If I was to find my wife way earlier, wouldn't that alter the possibility of us ending up together?

My favorite computer vulnerability is when a state actor kidnaps me and attaches high voltage jumpers to my ballsack with the threat of frying them if I don't give up my NFT seed phrase.

My second favorite vulnerability is when a common robber steals my Daddy Tate Tokens from my shadow encrypted, quantum hardened disk by breaking my kneecaps with a $5 wrench.

If someone breaks into your home and shits your pants then they might be able to make you smell like shit.

Sanctioned killings are murders too, no matter how much it is rationalised away.

https://youtu.be/IHfiMoJUDVQ

Isn't there like a statute limitation?

That's the bad timeline - T will burn this mother to the ground, a short while o fimmense pain followed by a chance to rebuilt. A smarter fascist replacement will irreversably destroy the foundations of this country and there won't be a rebuilding after that, just a smouldering ruin.

I'm glad it was just the Loch Ness monster instead of a real threat like Shia Lebouf

Maybe he should sail the boat on the water instead of wearing it on his feet like shoes

Not really, I don't think urine is a very microbe friendly environment.

Imagine the kid is doing just normal kid things and all the cops on the stakeout are like: "Sir, he's assembling the lego millenium Falcon... menacingly"

That's the Janitor. He drives Bentleys off the pier into the Pacific Ocean every second saturday.

Yep, Only way people will lay down their lives for others is if they believe in a cause they are furthering, or to protect a loved one. I don't think bodyguards fit into either of these categories when the principal is some billionaire businessman.

They'll do their jobs sure, but not when it's time to risk their own lives.

The problem is nobody who expects to fail will go trhough it in the first place - that's why penal rulings never work to prevent future crime. The only way to prevent future crime is to fix their causes.

"Cryptic"

I have never seen this man in my life. In fact, I remember never having seen him. I am positive that such a man does not, have not ever, and will not ever exist.

It is so weird that even the picture is starting to look very much unlike him.